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I take the time to blink away my astonishment before allowing the manic laughter to erupt 'Fuck you Death, my hallows are better!'
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
"Do you even know who you are speaking to?" I deadpan.
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
"He was into men."
Toji Fushiguro: Young Justice(DC)
Anime & Comics · A_Real_Werewolf234
Oh no. He’s a npc insulting my 100+lvl Dragonborn with enchanted dragon bone armor
"A weakling like you strike against a Daedra?" He chortles "That would be the day."
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
"Indeed" The Breton nods and asks with equal challenge "But are you filthy as well?"
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
"Thank you! Now, hello everyone!" I said to the room of directors. "Sorry I'm late! Got stuck ironing my cape, for all my strength unfortunately I wasn't able to defeat the dreaded Wrinkle!" I said with a wink and sat down.
THE BOYS: Reborn As The Homelander
TV · freedomfic
The amount of cursed energy he has...is he a child?
Jujutsu Kaisen: Nah I'd Adapt
Anime & Comics · JaxWolf4
"Nothing so basic" I chuckle and take unnecessary amount of pleasure in how shaky the Jarl becomes with each of my words "I will offer you all a challenge!" I declare while spreading my arms invitingly "Call forth your strongest champions and have them face me in combat, and should you win I will call for a retreat and leave the battlefield, but should you lose I will have your immediate and unconditional surrender."
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
Just as the morning fog lifted, thousands of legionnaires marched out from the siege camp while the siege ballistae bombarded the different sections of the wall. I walked in front of the formation, Tiberius and his posse in lock step behind me, the thundering of armored feet bringing an old tune to my mind and I started quietly whistling as we marched.
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
Tbf most monsters are actually thousands of years old
They were using their ability to manipulate the mist, they turned the mist into ropes and it wrapped around griffins from every direction holding it in place.
Percy Jackson: Son of Hades - Prince of the Underworld
Book&Literature · Shadow_D_Monarch3
From Netflix castlevania
"While it is rather tastefully built it is also rather dreary." I mutter, playing with my neat goatee all the while "Fine then, let us away!"
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
I’m picturing a young Dracula
"While it is rather tastefully built it is also rather dreary." I mutter, playing with my neat goatee all the while "Fine then, let us away!"
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
And so I answer with equal shamelessness "Seer bullshit." I smirk.
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
"Cute?" I mutter and with a forceful twist of my arm I launch my sword at her, immediately impaling her to the wall, her mouth opens in a silent cream as my sword scalds her very soul, but I have more important things to worry about as I glare at her "Bitch, I am adorable."
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
I chuckle "So we are just going to ignore the little fact said conduct was that of children, no?" He glares at me and instead of continuing down that line I mock bow "Thane Reyvin Flame-tongue of Solitude, Master Enchanter of Winterhold and dragonslayer of Blackreach." There are some raised eyebrows at the last one but then with a casual shrug I add "But for the purposes of this meeting you may refer to me as Lord Dagoth of Morrowind's sixth great house."
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
The moment it appears it stares at Scorch with piercing focus, my familiar too returns the stare, and after a while they both point their wings at each other and exclaim in perfect sync ""Who the hell is this n'wah?!""
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
Yet just as he was about to reach the door, the entirety of the room burst into pieces, opening the tower up to the skies and giving him a full view of a massive black dragon flying away at full speed.
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav