He then looked at the clock at 8:16 AM, indicating that he was 16 minutes late for his office. But without any change in his smiling face, he exclaimed, "Another day, another adventure!"
Fantasy · Xero_5825
Why is it in quotes😨
Before Lisa could finish her sentence, Flexy stopped her in panic. Cold sweat formed on his back as he laughed bitterly, remembering Lisa's 'punishment' after he messed up a year ago.
Fantasy · ShuviLily
Ohhh idk sorry thank you for the correction
As long as he replied to her that day, this auntie would be able to find out about all eight generations of his ancestors. It would take at least an hour or two to send her away.
Urban · Mapo Tofu
Note to all readers NEVER DO THIS. THIS WILL CAUSE THE PERSON TO CHOKE ON THE OBJECT OR HURT THEIR JAW. instead put them on their side and GENTLE hold their head up so they don’t hit it on the floor NEVER RESTRAIN THEM that can cause not only the ill person to get hurt but also get you hurt because out of control muscles are SUPER STRONG even if the person is stick thin
“Call the doctor, now!” the assistant shouted, pointing at the second in command. She thought Rick was having an epileptic fit, so, having received her first aid certification and recalling what to do in case someone suddenly had a seizure, she reached into her purse and pulled out the only thing she had that she thought would help in this situation: a wrapped tampon.
Sci-fi · Agent_047
Suspicious
(Ed note: that shortened URL leads to haveibeenpwnd.com, a site that checks to see if your email address has been included in data breaches that you may not be aware of, so it’s not entirely a bad idea to check. It’s a legit site, don’t worry.)
Sci-fi · Agent_047
My lawyer has told me for legal purposes this is a joke
Thinking of the sweet softness of the snake flesh, his mind could not help but divert to human flesh. He had to admit that in terms of flesh, humans certainly beat snakes in terms of softness.
Fantasy · GREAT
I can barely remember my age sometimes
"Hey Moon," he answered in a teasing voice, "is it snowing in the Sahara? How did you remember to call me?" His youngest sister, who was probably 16, or 15 (he wasn't sure, he didn't remember exactly) wasn't actually called Moon, it was just a nickname she had since she was young.
Fantasy · lifesketcher
Then, Waldo felt a sharp pain in his left shoulder.
Fantasy · AllenWorker
You mean the guy not the MC
Then, Waldo felt a sharp pain in his left shoulder.
Fantasy · AllenWorker
My blood is boiling from rage
A gift for you
Fantasy · Fate_go_Player
God of wind and fire
Sied/Teas: " HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAH"
Fantasy · Fate_go_Player
...Alright, let's calm down. I lost my cool for a second there. But still, what do I do...
Fantasy · equuip
Ya
Marcus continued to fall through the ground around him as the speed of his descent increased with every second that passed. Marcus tried everything that he could think of to stop his decent into the world. He tried to flap his arms around wildly free style swim through rock, he even resorted to praying to come to a stop. Alas everything he did was futile as he only sunk deeper and deeper into Mirrion. The ground passed around Marcus's eyes with the changing of color of the rock around him and the subtle feeling of falling alerting him that he was still falling. At one point he came into a massive open cavern that was full of brilliant colors and housed a massive metropolis. This scene managed to distract Marcus from his predicament for quite some time as he looked around in wonder at the beautiful cavern and sprawling underground city. His descent even seemed to slow down while he viewed the city and its splendor however, the cruel embrace of the ground once again covered Marcus. For hours then days Marcus kept slipping deeper into Mirrion, after trying everything that he could think of to stop he finally gave up hoping that he would eventually come out on the other side of the world. Unfortunately for Marcus this did not happen, he did eventually come to a stop but instead of coming out on the other side of the world he was stuck in its core.
Fantasy · MegaC
MF pulled a robotnik 💀
As the trio unsheathe their weapons and prepare for battle the blacksmiths lets out a tortured groan as the building wobbles. Soon cracks begin appearing on the boards of the building before a wall finally explodes outwards in a shower of dust and splinters showing a new mechanical monstrosity clanking its way outside, the gnome inside a glass bubble protruding from the mechanoids back.
Fantasy · Bietarnu
That is some Psychological warfare 😂
Were they really his friends?' He thought doubting his existence. His eyes teared more than when he ate the chillies.
Fantasy · Sailfish
proceeds to write the most descriptive literature know to man
A/N: Just a quick note this is my first time writing any sort of R18 so it is going to be shit so please do understand that this may not be my forte.
Fantasy · Shoomoon
Thanks
Fun fact: mosquitoes only see carbon dioxide so often the fly around your face on accident
As soon as the notification popped up in front of Ben, the world around him turned a light red color, with red flame-like shapes coming out of the living things. He noticed that, unlike active skills, he didn't need to chant the skill name to use passive skills.
Reincarnated As A Mosquito
Fantasy · Xero_5825