"I am motivated entirely by self-interest."
I Make Games Inside a Mobile Game?!
Video Games · Junkdog_787
"Oh, really?" Lockhart said with an indulgent smile. "Congratulations, Professor Burbage. It is an honor, after all—though, you know, it certainly doesn't compare to winning the Witch Weekly Most Charming Smile Award five times." He winked at everyone, his smile growing even brighter. Anthony did his best to maintain a polite expression.
Hogwarts: I’m a Necromancer, But I Teach Muggle Studies
Book&Literature · GoldenLong
I think she’s too old to be a concerned parent
HOGWARTS ROCKED BY BULLYING SCANDAL A deeply disturbing incident occurred recently at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where a 12-year-old second-year student was subjected to a collective bullying attack by multiple older students. Photographs of the victim during the assault were circulated among students for amusement. Deeply troubling is the school's failure to take appropriate action against the students involved, beyond a token protest by Slytherin Head of House Severus Snape. More alarming still is the school's refusal to provide any form of education or punishment for the perpetrators. A source, who wished to remain anonymous, informed this reporter: 'The bullies have a history of disregarding school rules. The Weasley children, in particular, have a record of tormenting fellow students, often dismissed as mere pranks.' Furthermore, it is alleged that more than one professor was complicit in the incident. Hogwarts appears to be fostering an environment conducive to violence and misconduct, rather than a sanctuary for learning and growth. The school's tolerance and neglect of this behaviour is unacceptable. A concerned mother stated: 'I urge the Ministry to act immediately to address this issue and prevent any future bullying. Our children deserve a safe learning environment. It is our duty to ensure this basic right is upheld.'
Hogwarts: I’m a Necromancer, But I Teach Muggle Studies
Book&Literature · GoldenLong
The older I get the more understand that people who make accusations like that only do it because they couldn’t imagine someone not doing it because they themselves would do it in some way shape or form. But this isn’t a absolute. Some people have been burned in the past and other recognize patterns.
"I think so too," Professor Burbage nodded. "Finally! This summer was a nightmare. A few of the old guard insisted I lacked seniority. I'd like to know who in Muggle Studies has more seniority than me! Then there's that fool Fudge, led around by the nose by Malfoy, getting dizzy over a few Galleons. And Umbridge, that hag… she actually accused me of wanting the advisor position to give Hogwarts more political sway in the wizarding world."
Hogwarts: I’m a Necromancer, But I Teach Muggle Studies
Book&Literature · GoldenLong
It’s amazing how many more wars happen when people do that.
"Muggles and wizards, wizards and Muggles, Muggles and Muggles, wizards and wizards… Violent conflicts have erupted between all of them. And after such conflicts, we all feel grief. We all try to find ways to prevent such tragedies from happening again."
Hogwarts: I’m a Necromancer, But I Teach Muggle Studies
Book&Literature · GoldenLong
That’s not really Poipole’s MO. It’s a starter Pokemon given to new trainers in Ultra Mega Lopolis. But I’m pretty sure the MC doesn’t know that. So 🤷
"The Manectric just told me," I yelled over the chaotic noise, pointing down at the sparking giant. "That thing on the surface isn't the only monster that fell out of the sky. There's a second one, a smaller Poison-type, wreaking havoc deep in the flooded lower levels of the facility."
Pokemon, Spatula, and the Storm
Anime & Comics · Buckethead
Most birds do that. Alagaters and Crocodiles also do it.
"Excellent," Dumbledore said calmly, picking up the stone. "Next, the experimental subject must eat it… Chickens eat stones because stones help them grind food for digestion… At least, that's what Nicolas wrote."
Hogwarts: I’m a Necromancer, But I Teach Muggle Studies
Book&Literature · GoldenLong
He wasn’t talking about Them… he was referring to a specific author.
"Don't think about it now, Arthur," said Mrs. Weasley wearily. "The Malfoys are trouble. Your Muggle Protection Act is headache enough for him… He's just blowing hot air."
Hogwarts: I’m a Necromancer, But I Teach Muggle Studies
Book&Literature · GoldenLong
Lockhart had now expertly parted the crowd. "Now then, my dear lady," he beamed at Mrs. Weasley. "A fan, if I recall?" Mrs. Weasley stared, breathless, as if a miracle stood before her. Lockhart's smile grew brighter. "I believe I signed for you already, Mrs… Weasley? Weasel? ( "Weasley, Weasley, Weasley," Ron muttered. Harry stifled a grin.) What seems to be the—why, it's Harry Potter!"
Hogwarts: I’m a Necromancer, But I Teach Muggle Studies
Book&Literature · GoldenLong
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original Warhammer 40K: Tales of the Own Imperium
The Own Imperium is simultaneously everything the emperor wanted for humanity and everything he would’ve hated. An empire that was built by one of his sons after his placement on throne. A son that never would have made it to this point if not for a little Present granted to him by a ROB. That son of the emperor might not be a reincarnated individual, but now armed with a cheat and a path that will separate him from his fate, what kind of empire will he create outside of the Milky Way galaxy? setting used: Warhammer 40k, Starwars, FGO/Fate, The Princess Bride, Marvel, Warframe And a bunch of other series.3 Chs 16 Collections
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Mha: Soul of Hero’s
I own nothing, this is a fanfic. the only thing I own is my own ideas and concepts. Izuku is an out cast. in a world of of the extraordinary it’s unnatural to be ordinary. this story is about one of the trauma responses that could have happened to Izuku. what if we influence him with heroes of legend and history. Warning this story is about D.I.D (dissociative identity disorder) and the potential possibility that mixing it with a quirk factor could lead to. Mha X Fate/FGO characters from other series can be used as background characters list of series with characters I’ve used: Naruto,RWBY, Warhammer 40K, Solo Leveling, Hellsing Ultimate, FNAF Secret of the Mimic, Warframe No, Golden Finger/Cheat/System No, Reincarnation No, Harem50 Chs 367 Collections
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Multiverse: Shirou Yamanaka
What happens when a counter guardian gets naturally reincarnated? memories gone. Blade works gone. Magic gone. all the souls left with is an element and an origin. two things that can never be changed on the soul again. After living a whole life as a new person, what will this new character be willing to do to get back to his loved ones?5 Chs 15 Collections
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End of Olympus
This is my first written story so if there’s any grammatical mistake, I apologize Our protagonist The blacksmith has had many adventures and has taught many disciples and adopted many children.That time has ended his disciples and children have passed on. The others with Titles are to blame. now the blacksmith Must defeat his enemies as we look back at his past and look forward to his future.4 Chs 1 Collections
Me remembering King Arthur’s legend looking at the situation “ no this seems pretty for him. Real life King Arthur is a piece of shit. And Merlin is literally the antichrist. If anything, this is way too humane.
"Slaughtering civilians?! These are the Knights of the Round Table?! This is the army under King Arthur who represents justice?!"
I Rebuilt FGO as a Tower Defense Game
Video Games · Kazenova23