Badges 2
Moments 120
It's this one
[C: (Point at her vagina) Hey, you going to eat that?]
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
High because I have Crippling gambling addiction
*Author's note: Which would you choose? Share your thoughts in the comments.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Pandemic more like I am cool demic
Ben shook his head. 'Women are savage… One day, some woman's going to suck off a bat and start a pandemic this way…'
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
I like to use the intercontinental ballastic missile where you play kings pawn and he plays his queens pawn to 5th rank you Sack the pawn and go with your knight hope he doesn't attack it and then attack his pawn with queens pawn he will take and you take with bishop then you play the knight to the king where he can take they take and now you bishop Sack check him and then you take the queen with your queen this strat only works with white tho
*Author's note: Any ideas on how to get checkmate here? Share your thoughts in the comments.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Uncultured
Why did I write it this way? Because this is how it goes with girls in reality. While Ben is still learning, he's going to make mistakes. As the plot progresses, he'll make less, and the system will give him more useful help. Of course, that's if he doesn't die in 4 days. Then the system would jump to Beluga or Antonio.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
It's the crystal onix
Ben gulped in excitement. 'My time has come! Squirtle, great job. You can return to the infinite darkness and silence now…Diglett, I choose—No, wait, he's evolved since I took that pill. Dugtrio—No, I don't have three dicks! Fuck it! Onix, get your ass out here!'
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
In the German Russian society we do two or three depending on occasion and how long it has been
"It's what they do in Europe."
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
I'm literally dying of cringe
Ben held himself back from telling her, "You're looking kawaii as f*ck…"
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
YES
Author's note: The first R18 scene will happen not too long from now, so look forward to that.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
"ID?" the bouncer asked, snapping Ben back into reality.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Ben didn't waste any more time and bought a Mystery Box. 'Give me something to get through this obstacle course of sluts!' Instead of the system, he prayed to any higher being he could think of: Odin, Zeus, and Shrek...
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Ben gazed deep into her eyes. Channeling all his charisma and speaking ability, he motivated her with his words. "Have sex with me! Do it!"
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
No I am a firm believer in local coffee shops and bakerys
Beluga added, "Yea, I'm curious what his strategy was there…ordering a venti ice water with 7 pumps of pumpkin sauce and the whipped cream on top. It was the beginning of the end..."
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
I LAUGHED SO HARD MY SISTER SCREAMED AT ME TO BE SILENT AHAHAHAHHA HAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Forget disgusted. The student was now horrified! What just happened was like the terrifying twist at the end of a horror movie, but things got even worse! He knew who the killer was, but there was a new victim. 'Where is the banana? What did you do to the banana you sick bastard?!?'
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
ITS A BARGAIN
'Oh my god! Face-slapping can get women! It's not only me…women love face-slapping too! This is two for the price of one!'
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
I am cultured
[Personal talent: 2 - You're becoming top-heavy on other stats. Still an uncultured swine]
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
ADDICTED TO GAINS
Stat gain is a hell of a drug
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
ADDICTED TO GAINS
Stat gain is a hell of a drug
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Yamete kudasai Benjamin-san
Miyuki stopped collecting her papers, realizing something. "Then…I ruined your business?" Her face turned pale, then she bowed. "Gomen-nasai!"
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Where are you from?
Right now, writing takes a lot of my day. Unlike other novels here, I'm sure you've noticed my work doesn't have grammatical errors or plot holes. That isn't because I'm a perfect writer. It's because I spend extra hours editing each chapter and days outlining in advance... So far, I've published more free chapters than most premium authors do, and I would've liked to keep doing so. But the unfortunate reality for me is the pressure of bills is becoming threatening, and I have people in my life that depend on me... So I hope everyone understands.
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Urban · SamsaraWithWords