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As for how he died, Truck-kun didn't get him; it was the almighty Train-sama. Thinking about it, Argon's face became ugly. At that time, it had just been his usual day-to-day life. He had been waiting for the train to arrive, and as the train was coming, someone pushed him onto the train tracks, and the rest was history.

I Created A Dungeon In A Cultivation World

Eastern · BLACKangelmarl

All in all, I don't really have a point to what I am saying here. Perhaps I am just getting older, and feel like lamenting about these meaningless subjects. Perhaps I am just feeling lonely on this particularly night. In the end I will continue on what I am doing, and at this moment, I am simply a pen that wishes to speak to you.

The Legendary Janitor

Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen

"What? Are you going to wait until your bruises are gone and those scoundrels have figured out an excuse? Strike while the iron is hot, go, lead the way."

The Legendary Janitor

Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen

The Academy's name was Ren Tiao Tian, or human leaping to the heavens, although most people simply referred to it as the Academy.

The Legendary Janitor

Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen

And then Di Tou passed out.

The Legendary Janitor

Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen

*Ka-cha*

The Legendary Janitor

Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen

As some clever readers may have guessed from the notice of efficiency and the different types of feedback Di Tou is receiving, the more efficient, graceful and effective the cleaning is, the better the reward. As for Di Tou, the only thing he did half decent was making his bed. Now you may be asking, he did it half decent and it was only 7% what the hell were these standards? The answer is, the scroll did things by the standard of the Divine, so the expectations were more then a little bit higher then what we realistically do on a day to day basis. Even a professional cleaning staff on earth might not be able to get higher than 25% on their first few tries, while a professional sanitation system in a laboratory might only reach up to 40% or 50%. As for the element of "grace," you can consider it this way, the path Di Tou was on was becoming a "Legendary" janitor. The word "Legendary" represents a lot in this world, but at bare minimum it can be considered a figure of some status, so their actions must be elegant, not just efficient.

The Legendary Janitor

Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen

"Hiash, I'm going to be worked to death… For a job that doesn't give me any pay, or any retirement plan. I'm going to get worked to death, ah?" Hehe, dear reader please do forgive Di Tou, this could be considered one of the greater traumas of his generation. With job security going down, and greater and greater difficulties with social mobility, many people find it difficult to be in a financially stable situation by the time they're 60 or 70, and end up having to work up into their old ages. Unfortunately, most jobs nowadays will also try to cycle out the old workers for younger ones, as they can start the pay lower and reduce the likelihood of higher retirement packages. Of course, this is often a rather short sighted decision, as an old hand is still an old hand. Someone who's been working at the industry for a couple of decades is often times able to do the work of three or four fresh hires, but that's a problem for another day. These older individuals would often find it difficult to find new jobs at their age, and could only find work as street sweepers, custodians, and such and are stuck working a laborious job into their old age.

The Legendary Janitor

Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen

"2.5% efficiency in activity [rubbing down table], paltry feedback obtained."

The Legendary Janitor

Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen

"Hmm, it's really annoying that we don't know what type of Mandate you got exactly." Mu Di Bai stared at Di Tou with piercing eyes. Just as Di Tou was starting to sweat and ready to crack, Mu Di Bai continued, "But once you get to the academy you'll have to interact with all sorts of different people, and you'll get the chance to try many different things discreetly. This should give you a chance to figure out in what ways the Mandate will assist you. It could be anything 2000 years ago The Medicine King Lu Yi Shi would get stronger as he made pills, and 3000 years before that The Unparalleled General Kong Min Yan got stronger as he managed to sway more soldiers and fought the enemy. Another 700 years before that the Divine Jester Fu Jing Xu got stronger when people laughed at him. It could be just about anything."

The Legendary Janitor

Eastern · An_Ineloquent_Pen

[My name is STEIN. I am a system that was created from what our world has in our grasp. Please... If you're willing... We need... Your... H - H - H - H...]

Dimensional Store System In Apocalypse

Action · yanglin

[Mikuya, you're going to be famous! There must be a lot of hacks of the game that started to analyze your actions and release guiding videos!]

I Developed The Zombie Apocalypse And Netizens Went Crazy With Excitement

Games · Rice Tour

Bridget, who had extensive experience in international business strategy, responded, "That's a valid point, Michael. The Chinese market does have protective measures for local businesses, but foreign companies can still penetrate the market through joint ventures or partnerships with local firms." 

Building a Business Empire with my Technological System

Sci-fi · Faux1231

"Jeez, man lower your voice. Do you want to announce it over a fucking speaker?!" I chided him.

In This Corner Of The Multiverse

Anime & Comics · GoldFinger

"Woohooo! Baby! I am officially in the multiverse!" I cried out, jumping in joy, when a pillar came crashing down beside me, bringing me back to my senses.

In This Corner Of The Multiverse

Anime & Comics · GoldFinger

Luther broke their defense and ferociously wielded his sword against every foe in his path of advancement. The vast difference in strength made Luther akin to a nuclear bomb descending upon a medieval village, leaving the people without a place to take cover. The enemies were like helpless cattle awaiting their time to be harvested.

Building a Kingdom and Conquering the World

War · Stoicist

"Psylemon!" Michael exclaimed as he saw him. 

Building a Business Empire with my Technological System

Sci-fi · Faux1231