There's probably a hidden gag where there isn't one probably
Frankly, I can't see her as my mother and another target of my lust. Jerry doesn't deserve her and their love is fake that was fabricated by the citadel of ricks.
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
"The explosion sounded powerful but the training dummy did not have a scratch on it. Let's increase the power a little bit. [Rolling Rocks]!"
Fantasy · LuxVonDeux
Fafn
The woman smiles down at him, "Afton... Afton Parker." she says, giving the man a kiss before pecking her new child on the forehead.
Video Games · Niggross
"The crazy Kremlin is growing on me."
Video Games · Tomas_Vega_2683
You can never see pete the same after seeing difficult pete
"Yu'll, can call me Easy Pete. Was a prospector until I decided to settle here to get away from the NCR. Now I just take it easy and help out with the Brahmin and Bighorners. what happened dear."
Video Games · Tomas_Vega_2683
Holding my hands out in a grasping position two Deagles appeared in my hands, one completely black with crimson highlights in the shape of feathers and the other stark white with golden details the same as its counterpart. I pointed one at each of the heads of the soldiers and pulled back on the trigger. The black gun created a sickly green ray of energy that when it touched the soldier completely mummified him in seconds. The white gun shot out greyish blue energy that warped the soldier into a gangling blob of skin and body parts that eventually fell apart into a gory puddle on the floor.
Anime & Comics · Alex_Simmonds
[Ding! Hidden Quest Complete: Book Borrowing.]
Anime & Comics · Alex_Simmonds
Mf pulled a DR M
(Well tell the wife I said hi, oh and Johnson?) I gave him extra words as I was getting ready to attack the big guy behind me (If I were you, I would be getting down.) I finished my words as I pulled out my Glock and aimed it right under his chin and fired. It wasn't a perfect shot, but I sure as hell noticed that I did something real fucking bad to him. The man groaned in pain as I was thrown off of the cultivator as I immediately used King Crimson to slow time down to the attosecond as I went around and unloaded about twelve rounds into every single cultivator's head there except for the girl cultivator that was sort of related to the one that threw me into a cage. And just to add insult to injury, I lopped off the head of the head honcho motherfucker and placed it in her arms.
Anime & Comics · AntiLoliLewding
CHICKEN ON A RAFT
Does it make you uncomfortable? Good! You should be you horny dogs. I decided to make her a sort-of special breakfast today. I decided to make her some eggs on toast.
Anime & Comics · AntiLoliLewding
Yes
"Luna, let me introduce you to Petilil. She's timid as you." Athena introduces as she slowly opens the cage. I saw Petilil's oval eyes taking a glimpse of me. Mother is right, she is a timid Pokemon, I could say by the way she shivers and trembles.
Anime & Comics · NotUse
Yes im posting this everytime is says sextillion
1000 Quintillion = 1 Sextillion
Anime & Comics · Chaos_Gray
1000 Quintillion = 1 Sextillion
Anime & Comics · Chaos_Gray
1000 Quintillion = 1 Sextillion]
Anime & Comics · Chaos_Gray
Divine Soul: 1 Sextillion (Hidden)
Anime & Comics · Chaos_Gray
Divine Body: 1 Sextillion (Hidden)
Anime & Comics · Chaos_Gray
Divine Qi: 1 Sextillion
Anime & Comics · Chaos_Gray
Just as Takashi Komuro was about to retort, a boy in a dragon costume in the back car suddenly exclaimed, "The city!"
Anime & Comics · nyawdao2
"Know your place…fool." then with a light push send him go through the doors and slide across the floor astonishing everyone for the strength he had, turning around he went to grab his tray and left it with the cook and then he left
I am Morty Sanchez
Anime & Comics · Try_hard