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"... Umu, believe a Yandere's words, and don't try to run away. After all, the more you try to run away... The scarier things can become." She smiled sweetly as her eyes became azure black holes.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

Fantasy · Victor_Weismann

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Vlad: *turns away*

Aphrodite and Scathach grinned widely when they heard what Victor said.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

Fantasy · Victor_Weismann

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Well, some parts probably had a new ice age during Victor's conquest, but it has probably thawed out by now

'Angels treating the DEMON King with respect... Hell must have frozen over, and I didn't know.' Cassiel thought in disbelief.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

Fantasy · Victor_Weismann

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Kat might somewhat consider the idea, on a smaller scale, but Lily would likely be mortified

Callisto just shrugged, "No idea… but I do have a chess set in my car. I'll go grab it and we can occupy ourselves for a while," 

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Fantasy · Vongrak

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I'm stupid... fast

"Maybe, but you take things to the extreme, especially intellectually, that I just can't keep up with. Sure I can overclock my brain now, and think faster… but what's that one joke? I can now think twice as fast, so you're better at math then, no, I'm now able to get the questions wrong at twice the speed," explained Kat, the bickering continuing. 

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Fantasy · Vongrak

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Kat, who was currently taking a break to regenerate her demonic energy thought the question over for a while. "Hmm… do you know what papyrus looks like?" 

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Fantasy · Vongrak

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make it three *thud*

Sue grumbled, "Well, there's two reasons. The first, is that we're going to a fancy party with a bunch of cultivator women. They'll all be supernaturally beautiful and trying to use that. Lily needs to be able to resist that and this is a funny method of training. Secondly…" Sue let the words hang for a moment until she was sure she had both other women's attention, even letting Lily regain a bit of her wits. "I'm enjoying the feeling of not having sand everywhere. Trust me. It's not fun, don't ask," The sound of two heads slamming into the table rung out. 

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Fantasy · Vongrak

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"I pronounced you dead. Stop getting back up," said Sylvie with a pout. 

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Fantasy · Vongrak

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wait WHAT

Bruce took his own first sip of tea. He'd been watching the entire exchange and was able to notice a few more details. Kat wasn't lying… but something strange was going on. He'd picked up on her quick chats with Lily, but didn't have the context to know what it meant. He realised that Vivian had managed to find some interesting brats, and had gotten better at misleading her mother… even if she didn't have any resistance to Roxy's teasing. Bruce wanted to shake his head at that. Vivian could walk through an orgy fully clothed and just apologise for entering the wrong room with a straight face. He would know, he watched it happen once. Genuine accident, and Vivian was just so calm throughout the whole thing. He was actually the more put out of the two. 

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Fantasy · Vongrak

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oh, I just pieced it together, this is Kat's demonic flame taking charge

Eventually she wrenched her eyes away. "No. I want a clear answer. The type of answer KAT would give me," 

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Fantasy · Vongrak

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ight, gimme a moment to find my notebook

"Of course not," said Callisto, perhaps a tad too quickly. Then again, the continued existence of Callisto's shitty parents helped soothe some worries. For about ten seconds. "I find that killing is rather brutish. Not only that but dead people cannot exactly pay you back and it is ever so likely the police will get involved. It is simply not worth the time and effort to plan, execute, and cover up the incident. Much more efficient ways of getting what I desire are available…"

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Fantasy · Vongrak

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but it sound pretty similar to mine tbh

"That doesn't seem like a healthy coping mechanism Kat," pointed out Lily.

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Fantasy · Vongrak

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makes you wonder how Lucifer's doing

After a few more seconds of silence, Ruby sighed in relief, "That's good. I wouldn't know how to deal with Demons turning into God-like Beings. That's a lot of shit I do not want to deal with."

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

Fantasy · Victor_Weismann

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because you don't allow guys anywhere near them Vic

'Why are there only women in the cult?' He thought but quickly ignored these useless thoughts and looked at Roberta.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

Fantasy · Victor_Weismann

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Too much paperwork

"I refuse!! Wasn't I clear enough!? I refuse!" Agnes practically screamed.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

Fantasy · Victor_Weismann

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Probably yes

Kat doubted she could have gotten the thing on if she had to put it on normally. The whole outfit was uncomfortably tight everywhere except her legs, where it had no choice but to give her a bit a breathing room. Her wings and tail extended through the back magically just like her usual outfit. The headpiece did a decent job hiding Kat's horns… except for the very top at the front which poked out slightly. Kat herself thought that was part of the point. "Is this… blasphemous?" asked Kat allowed.

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Fantasy · Vongrak

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about that....

"This is great! Our lives can finally get back to normal!"

Blood Warlock: Succubus Partner in the Apocalypse

Blood Warlock: Succubus Partner in the Apocalypse

Fantasy · XIETIAN

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