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Totally, he wasn't mentioned in a long time 😂
That thought suddenly reminded Lex of a worker he had not seen in a long time: the Gardener. Last time Lex checked, he had been given free reign to practice his art in one of the Minor realms. Had he… just been living there ever since?
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
The fish are changing, now they are flying fish 😂
As if on cue, another light erupted from a different corner of the Inn. This time, it was the Magikarpets. Something was happening with them.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
There were at least a dozen kids streaking through the streets and Lex had to limit his oversight of the situation lest the universal FBI show up and bust him for seeing something he shouldn't.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
John please come back as the cold assassin who hides at the inn 🤩
If he had been able to achieve such things without a system, then John should be able to try the same, right?
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
this dragon cultivation mat came to life 😂 And Lex repeating it several times is just lol
"Yeah, my body turned to mush. When it healed, I became like this. Nothing I can do about it but grow back up over time I guess," Lex said with a shrug. "Now, about the cultivation mat…"
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
golf carts off roading like range rovers and Jeeps 😂😂😂
In the distance, a trail of dust could be seen rising. A number of golf carts had come to life and had gone off roading. There was no way that could end badly at all.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
To say that the Midnight Inn was experiencing an unprecedented disaster would be an exaggeration. But to say that it had broken all records for the most bizarre situation Lex had ever experienced would be an understatement. The most accurate description of the situation that Lex could think of, was to say that he had just developed a great deal of admiration and respect for kindergarten teachers. Dealing with kids was not easy.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
These random problems all popping up like strange Christmas presents which all have a small strange fault to them 😂😂
He was dumbstruck. How could a ship be afraid of heights?
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
The baby gang 😂
Lex smiled and scratched his head. He felt just a little guilty. Why did it seem like since he got the Inn, all he had done was take advantage of newborn babies?
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
But that entire thought process did not at all interfere with the strong feelings of horror and loss at feeling the dragon tremble! His meditation mat! He didn't want to lose it!
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
But if it wakes up, what gonna happen to it's soul in the ring??
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The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
"They're from a powerful organization. They're being used as bait to see how the organization behind them reacts. Will they negotiate their freedom, or find a way to retaliate? Just keep them as prisoners for now. More importantly, how many golf carts should we allow to gain sentience? This is something you will need to think of carefully Gerard, for they will be under you in the security department.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
Within the Temple of Fasting, her body experienced an unusual pressure. For the first time, she touched upon the boundary of the Dao.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
The turtle be like, come here sweety, let's hug it out 😂
Deep in the cosmic sea, a lonely fish yeared for the voice it had heard. Peace? Comfort? Warmth? It longed for those things, so it began to search for the Midnight Inn. Maybe there, finally, it would encounter others who would not automatically die in its presence.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
One Piece forever, let's go 😂
In another part of the continent, in a place surrounded by impassable mountains, a particular race learned for the first time that there may be life beyond the mountains that held them prisoners. A desire… a desire for freedom, and adventure and exploration took hold in their hearts.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
horses and unicorns 😍😍😍😍 Please let me move there 🤩
On the third continent, the empire of horses and unicorns once again became extremely active, with no explanation for their sudden resurgence.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
The midnight tavern 😭
Amidst all this, the disappearance of the Midnight tavern was a small and insignificant matter that was hardly noticed by any. Only the locals of Babylon found the time to gossip about the wooden building that vanished overnight.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
The powers of countless immortals clashing put a strain on the lands, but the death of immortals nourished the realm with their blood and tenets as well!
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
Feeling annoyed, the being opened up his group chat to update the quest giver on the status of the quest. Until the key started to work, he would have to remain a prisoner at the Inn. His own quest for a dance off with the Innkeeper would also remain unfulfilled.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher
A movie
So while they evolved from mundane to extraordinary, the spark of life began to fill certain items randomly. Silently, and without warning, one of the golf carts on standby trembled, as a new soul was born. But the soul did not enter the cart. Instead, it entered the left, front tyre of the golf cart, taking its place as the first new lifeform to become a member of the Midnight Inn in this new realm.
The Innkeeper
Fantasy · lifesketcher