"Your name shall be Skitter, my little friend, for you are absolutely terrifying."
TV · elfon
"we need to keep any attempt at war small scale to reduce impact on the surronding populace, or we might as well abandon the mission all together and become a bunch of mercenaries" spoke Commissioner Karen, Head of the Ethics Committee
Movies · The_Noobulas
41. Overqualified teacher
Movies · The_Bip_Boop2003
There we go. 60G, gone, reduced to atoms.
Video Games · BoredMansDream
As I walk into the bar, I am assaulted by the smell of grease. The jukebox is playing Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley.
Video Games · BoredMansDream
Floweys face turns into a troll face.
Video Games · BoredMansDream
Gu Xia ignored Lin Fan's words and in front of everyone's eyes snapped his own neck...
Urban · Kurupts
Duan Mu's body was instantly dried and withered. The assassin's captain's body withered and dissipated into ash.
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
'Right! Alchemists! Those Chinese martial arts novels are crazy about those alchemists. They can turn every little thing into pills and medicines… wait. Pills and meds? Drugs?'
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
32. Second Facetime
Movies · The_Bip_Boop2003
At least that's what he thought but generally being pessimistic with the higher-ups of humanity tended to prove more often than not to be the absolute truth, as cynical as it sounds. Particularly when money is involved.
Movies · The_Bip_Boop2003
I had left the cave to make the call. I thought that maybe the phone wouldn't work underground and had gone outside to touch some grass.
Others · TheFalling12725
I had left the cave to make the call. I thought that maybe the phone wouldn't work underground and had gone outside to touch some grass.
Others · TheFalling12725
"what the kids now these days call Oofed you"
TV · Sheriff_Doge
I also thought that, i swear i have seen this exact scenario at least five times
"Hahahaha! Younger sister! My sister is still alive! Yan'er is still here!"
Games · SAO
After doing a devious amount of trolling and tomfoolery I decided to go to gravity falls and meet the other Bill Cipher.
Others · DerangedNDepressed
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Anime & Comics · Rex_Zatch
"Oh... It's her." I thought helplessly as I could feel the overwhelming power of Yuyuko Saigyouji thrumming through Gensokyo causing the conceptual essence of death to be forced upon all live beings in the distance.
Mountain God Needs No Donations Only Worship Please.
Anime & Comics · Azazyel