Badges 11
Moments 82
😂. I like her character
…are we the racist variants?"
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Urban · Romeru
🤣 adventure time.
"...I'll figure out the coordinates," Bernard, who has been quietly observing the situation, could not help but let out a very long and deep sigh as he summoned his helmet, "I have other Bernard's data from his suit, this should be enough."
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Urban · Romeru
Wait what?! 🤣😂
"Because you were being dramatic!" Alice whispered loudly, "It's not like my head was cut off or something, I survived worse shit. Don't you remember the time my entire arm was sliced off!?"
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Urban · Romeru
🤣🤣🤣
"I'm… actually kinda tempted to, but no!" Alice once again leaned closer, "Let's just fight, Riley Lane."
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Urban · Romeru
Bro lost his mind 😂
"I know because you have told me before. They're not real."
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Urban · Romeru
Reminds me of the airplane part where he kills the child.
But right now, however, Riley was currently thinking of whether to kill Esme. If she could recover, there was a chance of her releasing a rage that could tear the Known Universe apart—or there was also a chance that she discovers something…and points that rage at him instead.
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Urban · Romeru
Reminds me of Deadpool and death.
…the two of you will make a nice couple."
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Urban · Romeru
[I apologize, Queen Vania,] the red goo floating in the air started circling Queen Vania, [As you are aware, violence is strictly prohibited in Ahor Zai. But since you are an individual of high position, no proper punishment will be served to you—and so Riley Ross just proposed a way to make you think about your actions, hence the prank.]
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Urban · Romeru
😂🤣
[I believe the most creative way is for them to lose their home once—]
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Urban · Romeru
😂
"Wait, you're taking me with him?" Vera forced out a chuckle as she pointed at Riley, "No. I would rather rot here. He—no, wait… you're still wanted by the Common Council. I changed my mind…
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Urban · Romeru
Wow. Was not expecting that
…And then there is Katherine. Katherine has been his first sexual partner and still is. Riley has always treated her like a subordinate, as she is—but if he loses her, Riley was sure that there will also be a void inside him that he would no longer be able to fill. Does he also feel love for Katherine?
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Urban · Romeru
"You attacked my sister," the subtle smile on Riley's face faded away,Â
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Urban · Romeru
"You talk to your deceased lover that has been under your bed for 8000 years, Pirate Queen Xra."
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Urban · Romeru
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What about just keeping your life, Miss Hera?"
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Urban · Romeru
"No," Riley shook his head as he too floated closer to Xra. In contrast to her, however, Riley's hair remained absolutely fixed, "I already had an assumption of you even before we met, Pirate Queen Chakra. I also feel obliged to tell you that you look bald from my perspective because your hair melds with space."
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Urban · Romeru
🤣🤣
"No…" Gracy then looked down to check on her, only to realize she was completely covered in ink and chunks of different sizes, "...I just lost some of my righ—no, I don't wanna be cancelled! That… that was a joke, everyone!"
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Urban · Romeru