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It really is
"Give Naruto a sister. An older sister to be exact. The two are twins and she was born two minutes early," she said very excitedly. "Don't you see the advantage in that? Do villagers mistreat naruto? She castrates them all and makes them recognize how insignificant they are."
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I am reading this in public and I’m holding in the laughter
Like a locomotive the woman dressed as Catwoman came running with a punch, "Mommy Punch."
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Dejavú i feel like I’ve been in this place before
"Damn monster, stop dodging," Antone ground his teeth.
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Salsa?
Seeing his own contribution points going up, Shuncho can't help but say...
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At this point they ain’t even blood related sounds messed up but it is sadly tru
I was just going to say she wasn't my girlfriend, but to my surprise, "Don't blame him, father-in-law. *Sniff* *Sniff* I love him regardless." Angelie said slightly tearfully.
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Something’s wrong I can feel it
"You didn't want to do that either, Little Brother. I was the one who chose to live for you." She smiles and looks at me with a look I'm all too familiar with. It's the same look my harpies give me. "Living under your dominion is exactly what I want. What I need to."
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Luigi: MARIO SHE IS 12!!! Mario: Luigi age is just a number Luigi: you know what else is a number? 9-1-FUCKING -1!!!!
"A hopeless case. You're still just as much of a liar as ever," she pauses briefly in silence and continues, "but I still love you unconditionally. I've waited nearly 500 years for you."
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Shush 🤫
Angelie had chosen the giant to have holy damage resistance, all damage from this element was nullified.
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Hiki+ mage = Hikimage
In my life as Julian, I chose this codename to refer to myself and it fits well who I am. Angelie just stole it and introduced herself as Hikimage.
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Alexa play despacito
"I was the angel in charge of carrying the tears of those who cry. Such a mundane task that I always did with great pleasure and zeal," he said with a mysterious smile, but deep down he carried a lot of pain, "It was sad to see humanity cry I felt conflicted because wiping their tears was a joy, my only function and at the same time so sad~"
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So he created a spell that is similar to a computation jewel from Saga of Tanya The Evil
Flight magic for humans was almost unfeasible as they were too complex and needed real-time adjustments. Just hard to put into practice. It was easier with the help of objects like flying brooms or other objects.
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15 minute can save you 15% or more on car insurance when you switch to GECKO today
After fifteen minutes of sitting in the bathroom, I heard it on the wire.
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Your a vilene alri just not a super Villain
"Hey! I'm not a pervert," I said indignantly in her direction. "I prefer the term super pervert."
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I’m 10 months and have the milk what I miss
Danmachi reference
"Firebolt! Firebolt! FIREBOOLLLTTTT!!!..."
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Stelf (ﾟωﾟ)
It was my perverted stelf technique.
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Facts I should know since the gym I work out in has no AC and the tempera outside is ussually 80-89 Fahrenheit
One of the things that irritated me the most about wearing glasses is the sweat, because it smudged the lenses every time I exercise and that's why I had to wear a forehead band to mitigate some of this.
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He could be STAN LEE
But what Motohama couldn't see was --- the eyes of that same janitor that still pierces his back.
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Wake up to reality
Luckily I still have two months before classes resume and I can get my mind together and get used to this new reality.
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Alfredo
"And she can teach naruto many things. Hehe." She let out a perverted laugh and held up her hand to hide her smile. "Many things..."
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