more like massacare
bro Arkham batman
"KILL WHO?" He ripped his Adam's apple out, blood splattered everywhere as the assassin screamed in pain, but no sound came out of his mouth. He fell on the floor, gurgling and clutching his neck as blood poured out. Bruce threw his Adam's apple towards another assassin's face. The blood splattered, blinding his eyes temporarily.
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
bro got his priority straight
"That's good to hear," He smiled contentedly happily blissfully. "Now, about that boobjob..."
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
cisco is that you?
"A nice home-cooked meal and maybe we could watch a nice movie after that..."
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
also he six
Upon discussing with Steve, he agreed to me increasing my stake in apple by buying shares worth seven million USD increasing my stake to a whopping 17.5%. Let's just say that the IRS people weren't happy with me increasing my portfolio rapidly.
Movies · Prahalad_2003
stop posting garbage
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Anime & Comics · HentaiGodZ
b4uh
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Anime & Comics · Elliot_Jackson
ayo
The weird thing however was that Bobby gave him the same look & tried to hug him as well. But Rudeus respectfully kept his distance & just shook his hands.
Anime & Comics · God_Doom
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"Yes…" seeing the smile start to cross his face dragon continued "but it's not for you." As dragon finished Naruto got a surprised look
Anime & Comics · Anthony_Chavez_5087
update
Should I keep on with it or should I start over with a new Stiles story set in Orange County again? Just everyday stories about the cool things in life and basketball, like this one. With a light pinch of scariness.
TV · FOUNTAINOFYOUTH
this make me feel like life is pointless
When life gives you lemons you make a lemonade stand. With a lemonade stand comes money. With comes money comes bitches. With bitches comes the need of money.
TV · CultivatingReader
knew ìt this was bound to be put here
Jiu Shen gently flicked his fingers on her forehead, making her rub her forehead as she glared at him. "Ow! Master, what was that for?"
Eastern · Malignant
I was wait waiting this 😂😂😂😂😂
"Stupid monkey!"
Fantasy · HikaruKiki
haha
People in the streets and on the TVs were wearing clothes with their favorite Avenger's symbol. Some were wearing shirts with Captain America's shield on, some copying Tony's beard style, some tattooing those symbols on their bodies, some people spraying their gratitude on walls <why does that sound dirty...> or painting pictures of them, a lot of people parading pictures of the Avengers around.
Movies · That_One_Dead_Ali
that crazy are you a woman?
Removing my hands from my chest, I hastily insert it into my underwear and look for what every man should have, to my despair it was not there. What has always been by my side has disappeared. All I felt was something soft and a little moist.
Anime & Comics · Just_A_Chuunibyou
😂😂😂😂😂
"Beloved sister of mine, please protect me," says Jake expecting his sister to at least acknowledge him, but it seems that his expectations were too high because as soon as he said that his "sister" acted like he wasn't there and just started walking faster.
Book&Literature · bonbam
imagine they gang changes the bombs for better ones not knowing the ones they just replaced are fakes.
"Alright, this is the last one," Officer Ramirez said with a satisfied sigh as she wiped off her forehead, "Swap the explosives with the fake ones. Make sure to plant it exactly how the old ones were planted... I can't wait to see those bastards' faces..."
Batman x Arc Reactor
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc