Badges 1
Moments 159
silvannah?
"W… what? I thought you and Silvie had like some sort of thing?" Gary could not help but stutter, "Why… why would you crush my fantasy otp!?"
Villain Retirement
Urban · Romeru
dawg
"Is that Russian? Why is a Russian here?"
Villain Retirement
Urban · Romeru
this man name bernard lmao
"Bernard, answer my question!"
Villain Retirement
Urban · Romeru
its not like he can help being fucking disabled wtf lol
"Just do it! You're the stronger sibling!"
Villain Retirement
Urban · Romeru
"i was in a silly goofy mood"
"Why… are you doing this?"
Villain Retirement
Urban · Romeru
which translates to "get some bitches"
"You think it's the mid-80s, you think I'm so foolish to fall for such petty tricks? Get a girlfriend bro".
Ocean Master
Fantasy · GREAT
bro prolly fucked the slime o-o
When the Autarchs' patience finally reached a limit, they even proposed completely destroying the whole city and its underground works before rebuilding the entire city from scratch. However, a sudden rumour spread around the entire city, bringing a surge of joy across the entire city — The 'Release of the Heaven's Body' Group's leader the Great Druid and their authoritative old Physician (Specializing in treating beasts) Beifeng Herault had done their research and discovered that these Slimes only had a lifespan of 10 days. Within 4 to 5 days, they should start withering as a group.
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
my mans so evil his crimes blueshifted to the end of the visible spectrum, bro a whole sinister villain
"The security here is really bad, there are bastards everywhere… The criminal in front of me, hold it right there. You are almost purple from all of the red and you still dare to try and creep away? I will give you 3 seconds to stop, otherwise I will slash you… You still dare to run! Try my Rotten Shoe Strike[1] (Po Xie Zhan), oh, wrong one, Demon Destroying Strike (Po Xie Zhan), wrong again… Sin-Splitting Strike!!" (Zhan Zui Ji)
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
it takes a real man to be best girl - gigguk
"Big… Big returns! I knew that putting Krose and Victoria up as baits was a briliant idea. Look, even when the rest of you walk around in provocative clothing, you only end up catching 7 to 8 of them. On the other hand, despite not putting on any makeup and not sending seductive looks around, just by walking around with lowered heads, they managed to catch 300 to 400 of them. Look at those few well-dressed people, they are shining the reddest. They must be veteran scammers and villains."
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
b-beifeng?
"Little Xue, don't be sad. I know that you are disconsolate over your husband's death, but look. Am I not strong? And don't I resemble your husband? Accept me as your Alpha Wolf and I shall treat you sisters well…" His expressions and movements in trying to poach them were sincere, making one feel quite moved. But the person he was talking to was a female wolf… he was intending to create a Wolf harem…
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
this man is living 6 dimensions above the smartest person on that planet
It was no wonder why Seross was so unhappy. It was enough that their camping ground was surrounded by Goblin Mines. In the tent, he had placed a few claymores within the tent. Fine, so he should already be safe like tha, right?. Wrong, at that point he had put a dummy on his own bed and slept on the tree instead.
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
ong bro or sis
After chanting silently in my heart, I offered my boundless sympathy to the 'King of the Winter Wolves'… Looking at such a face every day coupled with such a cute personality, it was simply too easy to walk down the wrong path…
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
if wanting to rail victoria is gay then as a wise man once said. "IM GAY!" - ishowspeed
"…A male Dark Elf must learn techniques to serve their father. Actually, it's useful on both males and females… My evaluation in this aspect has always been very high and now that you are my master, if you have any requests, I…" At this point, the 'young lady' lowered her head embarrassed, the blush extending all the way to the ears as her face brought about the look of spring. Her Elf ears quivered, adding on to her cuteness. This was already a rare show of restraint among the Dark Elves, but…
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
thats so sad
But now, due to the escape of his sister, he turned into the abandoned child of the family. From the lack of flexibility of his body, Victoria obviously lacked the talent to become a warrior and becoming a Mage required money, an astronomical amount of money. It would already be good if the poor and weak Vicadore were able to prevent that little pocket money he had saved from getting snatched away, so how was it possible for him to come into contact with magic? In addition to that, he lacked backing, resulting in his place in the family dropping lower and lower.
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
bro is creating a mental storm with how much he thinking
Of course, if the author's sadistic side suddenly flared up, then I might end up meeting with a series of tragedies before I'd die. If the author came up with a story of pure love, we might even end up having been childhood friends and lovers in our previous life. Then, we would meet after a series of difficulties… seems like in that dimension, not once had the male lead lived a good life.
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
cmon man elf boys need some love too 😔😔😔😔 the old king was pushin p tho still loved him after he found out
'You resent that I was born late, I resent that I was born early'… No wonder he had used the masculine term. Perhaps, it had been the servants who heard it wrongly. It should be 'you resent that I was born female, I resent you for the same[9] (=You hate that I wasn't born a female, actually I hate you equally for the same reason), no wonder the 'King of Winter Wolves' hated himself for being unable to forget Queen Victoria. He picked up a male who couldn't be refunded, for a political marriage and what's worse was that he had fallen in love, being unable to forget him even on the verge of death. If I had been in his shoes, don't just talk about the regret of my life, I would even have had the intention to destroy the whole world!
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
fuck it, a hole's a goal
I… I…. So was actually a boy, or rather, used to be a boy!! No wonder I instinctively felt that something had been amiss. So, hidden behind this body of a world-class beauty there was the soul of a male.
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
im bricked up rn O_O shawty prolly got no banana but i can make do
Facing the seemingly calm but in reality, full of reproach reply of her 'brother', Diana's face immediately tightened as her hand trembled. The sacred sword 'Silver Avenger' suddenly fell to the floor and the helpless and troubled face of the female knight seemed to be thinking about where did she go wrong.
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
gary, chuuni is jjust short for chuunibyou
"Let's just leave, Mega Girl! These imbeciles are not worth your time!" Hannah then once again grabbed Silvie's arm, pulling her away from the oncoming horde of reporters, "Riley, you can float chuuni up, right?"
Villain Retirement
Urban · Romeru