Oh look, Chaldea just got Emiya MK.2 good for them
"She should kill herself, naive brat." Carmilla grit her teeth and held up a clenched fist before huffing and sitting back down on one of the red recliner seats in the hall they were all in.
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Marie's POV:
"...If you don't mind," Martha slowly rose to her feet, "I have to deal with the witnesses."
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Forget steel, man had a ball of adamantine 💀
... Or that time he stole Ophelia's eyepatch.
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What do you expect? Do you think Gaia want to take his punch?
"How are you even holding a no-... You did NOT just punch the Sword of Promised Victory forged by the damn planet." Yu pinched the bridge of her nose and closed her eyes, "No, it doesn't matter."
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She definitely would strangle you if she heard that
"Of course. Despite her looks, she's pretty kind to me."
Video Games · _Kirirei_
That's an archer class noble phantasm in making right there
He shamelessly threw it at the head of a random soldier, making the vegetable explode in the man's face and spread it's putrid contents all over his helmet.
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Exactly
"N-Nicholas-senpai is highly skilled in interpersonal relationships! Few can claim they made a villain see the light." Mash tried to be optimistic.
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Yeah, some see the light and turned into a new leaf, while others see the light that will carry them to afterlife
"N-Nicholas-senpai is highly skilled in interpersonal relationships! Few can claim they made a villain see the light." Mash tried to be optimistic.
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Jalter being an worried mom definitely not something I would think in this life
And currently being dragged through the mud because she'd made the genius decision to stop the altered Jeanne D'Arc from rushing off behind Nick by... drum roll please... latching onto the clearly stronger woman's feet.
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Here for anyone who's think this is cringe
"No, Mother, everything's cool. Actually, I did some self-reflection. I have been a real jerk, you know? So, from now on, I will try changing my ways, to stop being a disgrace to the family."
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You're surrounded by insane people, that it's actually makes them the normal one and you're the insane one Emiya, so I think you could say you're already insane.
Emiya listlessly walked through Chaldea's hauntingly empty corridors, "I feel like these people are going to make me insane."
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The best/worst part about it are Demon Gods pretty much tame compare to her. If I remember correctly, she even made a Demon God scared by whatever she was thinking at one point, and then pretty much tame it.
There was no way someone like this existed, no way in hell, he wasn't going to believe it. Was this a ploy by one of the Demon Gods or some shit?
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Kiara, whatever is wrong with Nicholas are much more better than whatever wrong with you.
The therapist short-circuited for a moment before she recoiled physically and GYAT, her 'body' literally jiggled as an embarrassed blush crept onto her features, "I-I'm not a prostitute... I'm your therapist! Ahem, I was aware but it really might take some time to get accustomed to your vocabulary." She still spoke politely, smiling and pumping her fist with eyes shining in conviction, "But I'm sure we can get through whatever is wrong with you together!"
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Nicholas: Been there, done that.
"No shit..." Emiya pointed at Nicholas with his back turned, "When that's humanity's last hope in the face of extinction, I feel like my need for a drink is pretty justified. He doesn't even stop to consider that he's facing literal deities... no wait, he knows, he thinks he can punch them to death which is arguably worse."
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it takes one to knows one I guess
In Nicholas' words, she was fucking retarded.
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That's rich coming from you Mr. Emiya "I'm obsessed with killing myself and swords" Shirou
"Why am I here?" Emiya asked flatly, looking around at a gathering of perhaps the dumbe- *ehem*... 'gifted' people he'd ever met and he had met a LOT of people over the course of being humanity's designated hitman for maybe every single fuck up in existence.
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It's fine Yu, you're literally an Chinese immortal, so embrace your origin
Either she herself was stupid and not able to see Mount Tai... The Chinese Immortal smacked herself again for even thinking of that stupid insult her people had come up with.
Fate/Fisted
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