Pause!?!!!?!
"I was thinking of how I can grind you."
Sports · Bloom07
that's 'one word' genius
my mom gave 13 and shes healthy
Edward stroked his wife's hair and his gaze became somewhat dim. "Those old men at home don't do things by the rules. I can't stand them when they don't let me say anything, so my only choice was to run away! My current life is much better. With you around and so many children at home, I'm already very happy in this life. It's better to live a little more bitterly than to completely throw my life away."
Fantasy · Snow Over A Thousand Hills
Dude hes naruto (naruto's name means maelstrom)
"Maelstrom. For now, call me Maelstrom."
TV · Saintbarbido
words from the boss man ''Adam Sandler''
(A/N : I suddenly remembered a quote that 'Life is just like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging freely, it's the women that make it hard.' )
Anime & Comics · PrimorDious
i think he meant obsolete
"Me? I'm Inevitable!" Tang Ming chuckled as he snapped his finger.
Anime & Comics · PrimorDious
Author please give him Sexy and Reverse Harem Jutsu
(Time Skip no Jutsu):
Anime & Comics · PrimorDious
man thats shocking
Some people may ask that if I already have the ability to teleport why I'm even working on the <[Godspeed]>. Well Teleportation can help me go anywhere I want but it can't help me increase my movement and reaction speed. And Teleportation is all good but flying at the speed of lightning and leaving a trail behind have its own perk and don't start how good it feels.
Anime & Comics · PrimorDious
dude mc... facepalm
My speed normally was fast but not fast enough. I can run 100 metres in 3 seconds, which can be faster than most Olympic athletes of my previous life.
Anime & Comics · PrimorDious
Im just happy he his pet dog after me
Without saying anything, he was about to dig in when suddenly his pet dog, Benjamin, ambled its way up to him, stealing his eyes.
Fantasy · SkyStrider
I am going to ask a question that everyone thinking IS THIS A HAREM
ch 0 8 7.1 Info
Anime & Comics · An1x
these American names XD. Never met someone named chad in my life
Akihiko stepped into the court, next to him was William. One of their teammates then said to the two "I hope we'll pass the tryouts, I'm Chad by the way." Chad was a boy with brown hair and what looked to be 5"7. His other two teammates were named Ron and Paul according to Chad. Ron was 5"4 which means he'll play as guard. Paul was 5"9 so that means he will be center. This what we decided as I will play as another guard while William will play as a forward. William's height was 5"6 so all in all, we have planned well.
Anime & Comics · JHMS
gay
The man was clearly the most disturbed by the news and even eyed Lambert for his reaction. Berengar did not doubt within his mind that the Marshal was in bed with Lambert. As the commander of his father's forces, he presented the biggest threat to the security of his Regency and needed to be removed before Berengar seized power.
History · Zentmeister
and actually Germany is basically like that now so i wouldn't be surprised
As she watched Berengar's fine behind walk away from her she devised a devious plan to ensnare him; after everyone in the castle had fallen asleep, she would approach Berengar's room with a flagon of wine and two chalices while dressed in her most revealing nightgown.
History · Zentmeister
man acts like he's experienced this
As she watched Berengar's fine behind walk away from her she devised a devious plan to ensnare him; after everyone in the castle had fallen asleep, she would approach Berengar's room with a flagon of wine and two chalices while dressed in her most revealing nightgown.
History · Zentmeister
no hablo espanol
"This man deserves the title of the main zameshivaete shit in the world Naruto..."
Anime & Comics · Gunitlo
The Enuch's in this world
Natalie raised an eyebrow, "Healing balls? What's it for?"
Fantasy · YouthGod
Tiana: whats your social security number? Mc: 353 21 8788 Tiana: Whats Your Credit card info? Mc: 7*************
ch 26 Forest of Origin
The Tale of the Void Emperor
Fantasy · LivingVoid