Well said 🤣🤣🤣
Lao Fan, massaging his panicking heart, shook his head and curled his lip, "With your attitude, thinking of chasing a wife? The road ahead is long and difficult!"
History · Xin Yue Ge
Beautifully spoken!
Madam Li: "My lord, with the New Year coming up soon, I need to finish checking the account books promptly. You should go to Shuangxin Courtyard tonight, as Aunt Lin, being a concubine, should fulfill her role in serving people at this time."
General · Knocking Brush
Nice precise advice 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Xiaomao, upon seeing this, snapped at him, smacking his head hard, "What are you looking at? Huh? What are you staring at? Any ideas you're getting – stuff them back into your mother's womb!"
Urban · Road of Flowers
I have just learnt something 🤣🤣🤣
"I can't help at all, I'm still a kid, my spine is still growing, I can't bear such a heavy burden."
Urban · Chen Tang Resting on the Moon
Zinger‼ Shot fired! Shots fired!!
"So, it's the flashlight that will be shining, right?"
Urban · Chen Tang Resting on the Moon
Dishonor on your cow...😅🤣🤣
"Slave masters would weep and acknowledge you as their ancestor," Ke Yu said, clutching the pillow tightly, about to throw it, when she heard Ke Jin continue.
Urban · Chen Tang Resting on the Moon
Such thick skin...I approve ✅
"Brilliant and quick-witted," Ke Jin nodded approvingly, his eyes showing recognition.
Urban · Chen Tang Resting on the Moon
Mo Qingze looked at the three sleeping children, a faint smile on his face, unable to resist reaching out to touch their heads. However, as his hand brushed against Mo Yan's exquisite features, identical to that other person's, a surge of coldness shot through his eyes, mixed with hate and resentment…
History · Dusk is cold
Was her phone not smashed when she wanted to make a call across to the police earlier!?
Picking up her phone, she posted on Reddit: "How do you captivate a reserved yet provocative man who appears stoic, is distant with others, and has high expectations of me? He says I'm not good enough and need more practice." She then browsed through the responses.
Fantasy · kajiaforc
"Public property?" The East Village people were fuming at their words: "You dare to claim that when you're on our East Village's territory? Why don't you take to the sky instead?"
History · For a long time
Wen Yanmin flipped his robe and sat down, laughing, "I'm free and decided to take a walk with your husband."
History · For a long time
When Yingbao saw it was her husband, she quickly opened the entryway to their courtyard and invited them in.
History · For a long time
I'm curious too. What drugs did they smoke? 🤣🤣🤣
Laughter was heard coming through from behind the girls as a man walked up. This man was about 6'3 with godly features & he exuded power, death and absolute resolution. This man resembled the one in scrubs, but he was in a general's attire. "You ..." he pointed at the three men "... think you can kill my brother and walk out of here with his fiancé? I'm curious, what drugs did you all smoke this morning?" Laughed Xander. He walked up to Ella and enveloped her in a hug "hey sis, so glad to have you back" he winked.
Urban · KingCiwe
this crcked me up 🤣🤣🤣
You know what? I think I will need to keep the tablet with the map on me at all times, there was no way I was going to find my way any time soon.
Sci-fi · Devilbesideyou666
"furtherted"...there's such a word 🤣🤣🤣...I like it....This just took me out!
This furtherated his resentment.
History · Qiao Qiqi
We totally agree.
Seeing that Ni Yang didn't continue, Ni Cuihua said, "Yangyang, I'm sorry. Your room is being occupied by your Aunt Ashu, as per your grandmother's orders. You might have to stay in the firewood room for now... I'm sorry, I failed to protect you, your mother is...not competent..."
General · Bong Five
It would be more accurate to say this is how he really feels...😖🤣🤣🤣
"So, everyone else here is a fool except for you?"
History · Qiao Qiqi
"Our village has only a mere scholar, and I originally had high hopes for you. Who knew your character would be so unacceptable! You completely twisted blatant robbery into concern for Xiaomai. Do you really think you're smarter than others because you've read a few more books?"
History · Qiao Qiqi
"Now, Amanda. I think we have a lot of things to talk about right now. Yeah?"
Fantasy · PickledPlums
Xiao Linshuang is just too precious 💖💖💖 Love her energy & character 💝🥰🤩
Reminded by Lao Fan, Xiao Linshuang felt like crying. At first, she indeed enjoyed watching Lao Fan administer acupuncture to her father, but later on, every time this old man inserted a needle, he would say to her, "You little wolf cub, remember this acupoint. If you don't behave next time, I'll jab you right here and give you facial paralysis." Facial paralysis would have been a relief, sometimes he'd threaten her with a stroke or hemiplegia, and her innocent young mind was utterly polluted by this wicked old man.
Transmigration: The Little Chef Calls The Shots
History · Xin Yue Ge