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In contrast to this 'Steamed Noble Consort', the second grave was new, and the earth had been filled in recently. Carved on the headstone were the words 'Grave of Lady Song, the Stir-Fried Empress'.
Fantasy · Qian_love
pffft
It's not like he was dumb.
Eastern · XiaoDanTranslators
Tanlang elder:
Tanlang Elder: "Hah, this is hilarious."
Eastern · XiaoDanTranslators
HAHAHHSHSHAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY
It, in fact, did not fucking have eyes.
Eastern · XiaoDanTranslators
HAHAHHAHAHAHSHHSHA
When he took another look at the ghost attendant's blank face, he restrained himself. It did not, in fact, have any fucking eyes.
Fantasy · JustArandomDaoist
jan 9 2024
When Mo Ran hadn't yet become the emperor, there was always someone calling him a dog.
Fantasy · Qian_love
However, Hua Cheng only replied, "To die in battle for you is my greatest honour."
Fantasy · LikeNobody
💀💀💀
His lord had probably been reading those strange illustrated pamphlets spread from the human realm again.
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
BROO???!! 💀💀💀
But Tianlang-Jun didn't seem to have any intention of leaving. Instead, he found a stool and sat down.
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
HAHAHAHAHSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHA HELLPP THATS A LOT OF PA PA PA 💀😭
To clear up the plot, in short, this was a shameless master-disciple couple, spending all day on some nameless mountain ignoring their duties to papapa, going down the mountain to fight monsters and papapa, using papapa to settle misunderstandings, still needing a round of papapa before dying, continuing to papapa after death, continuing to papapa as before after resurrection... story.
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
HAHHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAH HE'S SO FUNNY PLS 💀😭
Although Luo Binghe's harem was immense, it really was a tremendous mess, with all possible types. This was the result of him biting off more than he could chew, going for quantity over quality. It was also the result of Airplane Towards the Sky insisting on writing a stallion novel despite being an eternal virgin who had barely touched a woman's hand a few times—serves you right hahaha!
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
If he had a physical copy of <> in his hand, he would have slapped his face with the book a long time ago.
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
he's down bad hshdhdhhans
He didn't know how, but a thought popped up in Shen Qingqiu's brain: If Luo Binghe were still here, he would be the only one standing behind my chair.
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
A long while later, Shen Qingqiu said: "Unfilled plot holes! Foreshadowing made useless! Lightning striking everywhere! A grade-schooler's writing! If you're going to write a stallion novel, you should properly write a stallion novel. Why mess around with this mental and physical abuse?! [8]"
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
For several days, the disciples of Qing Jing Peak were all cautious as though avoiding a thunder strike, afraid of touching that most painful thread in s.h.i.+zun's heart. They all thought that after some days had pa.s.sed, there would be a gradual change. Who knew that, after over half a month had pa.s.sed and Shen Qingqiu seemed to be returning to normal, one day near the house for a moment, they would suddenly hear Shen Qingqiu in the bamboo house call Luo Binghe's name twice.
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
OMG
Today's Shen Qingqiu seemed to pay special attention to him. He couldn't help smiling: "Shizun, why do you keep looking at me? Unless Shizun also misses this disciple after having gone down the mountain so many days?"
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
uh oh... 👀
His happy mood didn't last for long before Liu Qingge put down his long-cooled tea. Lightly, he said: "If it wasn't because you don't have ghostly qi on your body, I would definitely suspect that you are possessed."
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
"pa pa pa" I CAN'T-- 💀😭
After doing pa pa pa [sex], the girl's poison was naturally cured!
LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi
system be like:
🥲🥲🥲
"It's not like there's much I'll miss."
Trash Of The Count’s Family
Fantasy · ohcocanuts