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Imagine you're out on a walk with some dude, you can't hear his footsteps anymore, you turn to make sure he's still there and bro's looking at you like this
"Like that!" he said. "You're following behind me in total silence. Your footsteps even copy my footsteps! Then, you constantly inspect my body all over. You don't act like a warrior, but like an assassin."
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Quarantine Syndrome(no it's not a real thing I think)
But after living in the wilderness for such a long time, Alex became a bit uncertain about his people skills.
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Friendly reminder that not all cops are pigs, and that they can be really nice too, which is most likely what this analogy is going for, the cop who'll help a lost child find their mom
But now, the guards didn't feel any different than the police on Earth.
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^potential love interest, take notes fellas
"Just Shang!"
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You called? (I couldn't find any other Falling Devil gifs)
Alex knew what he was talking about. In a sense, Alex was the supreme authority when it came to jumping and falling from high places.
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Forget your name better lil bro
How did Duke Whirlwind interpret Alex's words?
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You're talkin mad sob story words for someone within "adoption by powerful father figure" distance
"I don't think I have a family," Alex said. "Ever since arriving in this world, I have been alone."
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If bro doesn't forget his name better I'm going to have an aneurysm
"Shang is my entire name. I don't have a first or last name. I am only Shang," Alex said.
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
He really didn't want to abandon his old name, but there was really nothing he could do.
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"Leave me alone!" (Shang!) "Aah!" (Shang!) "AAAAAHH!!"
"I'm aargh!" Alex tried to say, but before he could even think about his name, a pain came from his mind. Alex grabbed the side of his head in pain.
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Translation: This old dude likes watching weak people afraid for their lives talking to him
It was rare to see a youngster that didn't try to lick his boots to get into his good graces.
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Brainlet Activities
Alex stealthily hid his left arm.
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I don't know, but it looks yum den uh mug so I'm speaking your language
"What are you then? A Magi?" Alex asked.
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Careful, he's a barbarian. If you explain with words above 2nd grade reading level, he might go into shock.
"Calm down," the man said evenly. "My first word was +%&. You should know that this word is reserved for investigative spells."
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Because they aren't near the sea
The mystery of why there hadn't been any powerful sea creatures had also been solved.
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Usain Bolt going for a PR crossing paths with bro out for a morning jog:
Alex jogged leisurely, but he still moved faster than the fastest human on Earth could sprint.
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You do realize this is fiction, and so everything is up to the author's imagination? If the author says the sky is green, then the sky is green, nothing is exaggerated
That thing was moving with over 200 kph!
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"That's Coldew Village. You can ask for directions to Warrior's Paradise there," the guard said.
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