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Slayerjuice

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I'm a weeb that has a girlfriend and a job now. Even after growing up, the best part of me hasn't changed. 👌

2022-06-29 Joined Global

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Slayerjuice
Slayerjuice
Commented

Loki trying to be taken seriously like

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Loki looked like a rich giga-Chad-turned-CEO. He boasted a chiseled face and physique, a neatly trimmed five o'clock shadow, and impeccably styled short hair. Dressed in a charcoal-gray suit with a skinny tie secured by a tasteful clip, Loki exuded an air of classiness.

[Greed Online]

[Greed Online]

Games · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Commented

This guy is straight abusing the iframe window on Dark Souls... 😂

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"THAT'S FOR APHRODITE!" Grey declared. "I know she regrets choosing you to fill her diversity quota!"

[Greed Online]

[Greed Online]

Games · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Commented

The stones you need to say this after you see an enemy health bar in the millions...

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"Die?" Grey laughed mockingly. "I'm going to fuck you up, you little midget!"

[Greed Online]

[Greed Online]

Games · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Commented

The more I think about this, the worst it seems to get.

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"Rest assured, Mr. Grey," Mr. Jones smiled knavishly. "Whether you're curious what your enemy's eyeball tastes like or want to know if a bear's spleen would make a great pillow, a creepy developer somewhere has certified its realistic integrity."

[Greed Online]

[Greed Online]

Games · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Commented

You know, when you put it this way, every game sounds like Grand Theft Auto 🤔

"Mr. Grey, I present the future of degenerate entertainment," a sickly pale man announced, holding a VR headset. "Myriad Online: a true utopia where murder is rewarded, theft is a sport, and all actions are legal as long as you don't stream them.

[Greed Online]

[Greed Online]

Games · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Slayerjuice
Slayerjuice
Commented

lol

I thought I just accepted a leveling request? Where am I?

The Legendary Mechanic

The Legendary Mechanic

Games · Qi Peijia

Slayerjuice
Commented

His words are sharp.

"And I have an equal amount of answers, but they must wait." Kaze said with a smile, "You don't know what to ask, but you're about to find out. Now close your ears."

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Fantasy · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Commented

Will there be a war arc?

However, he snapped his eyes open only a minute later. While he desired to make the most of the profound levels of Qi that temporarily rivaled the Sky Plane, he couldn't draw too much attention from the cultivators. He was unwilling to be recruited for their war.

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Fantasy · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Replied to ItsLaiiiin

I love it when people post stuff like this. Thank you.

The park itself was ten 850 acres, almost three miles in length, making it comparable in size to Central Park in New York City. It was also surrounded by large skyscrapers, each with unique designs showcasing the power of modern industry.

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Fantasy · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Commented

I'm already on the reread. Gah! This novel is better knowing Kaze and what he accomplishes. It gives me shivers

"I begin my road to power." Kaze declared with a slight smile, "So I must look good to attract as many ladies as possible."

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Fantasy · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Commented

His last hairdresser presenting his haircut ⚰️⚰️⚰️

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"I only trust women of taste to style me. As you can see, the last stylist was wrought with lunacy, so I'm seeking only the best."

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Fantasy · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Commented

Was is past tense, so... technically?

The emperor's eyebrow twitched violently at the insinuation that he, the emperor of the Immortal Plane, was a "geek."

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Fantasy · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Commented

This is surprisingly wholesome.

Jake's eyes lit up when the emperor asked him to lead him somewhere they could post the video. He didn't have friends, so he enthusiastically led Kaze to his dorm room, filled with action figures and posters of his favorite bands.

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Fantasy · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Replied to paulspy_fn

The protagonist looking back on the first 300 chapters of any web novel when they're naive and still have their v-card 😆

"What drives me?" Kaze chuckled bitterly, "I've spent my whole life fighting, constantly facing stronger enemies, all for the sake of power. Now I'm at the top, and I have nothing left to aspire to."

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Fantasy · Margrave

Slayerjuice
Replied to Slayerjuice

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Slayerjuice
Slayerjuice
Commented

This novel is too much lol

"Heh. Smart man. I'm glad you recognize power when you see it." Kaze replied with half a dick drawn on his face.

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

Fantasy · Margrave

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