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this is way too precious 🤧💖
Lan WangJi, "It will come."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
and those are facts
Wei WuXian, "What do you know!? Even though he told me to get lost on the surface, I know for sure that he secretly wants to come play with me in Yunmeng—in fact, he would love to."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
and so he did 🤣✊🏼
Wei WuXian, "Fuck off. If he doesn't want me, I'll bother him to the point that he does." He turned to Jiang YanLi, "Shijie, do you know Lan WangJi?"
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
not just a month but ✨️everyday✨️
Jiang Cheng snorted, "You want to sleep with him for an entire month? I say you'd be stabbed to death within a week."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
🤨
Wei WuXian, "Don't worry. There's nothing to be scared of even if he comes. If he does come, you can tell Uncle Jiang to have him sleep with me. I'll definitely drive him mad in less than a month."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
shush, he's being a supportive uncle!
Jin Ling blushed, hissing, "What are you doing? Don't distract me, alright?!"
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
🤣🤣🤣 agreed
After some time, Lan SiZhui finally couldn't hold his words back any longer. Sincerely, he spoke, "But I still feel that only one punch might be a bit insufficient…"
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
But just like how the past Wei WuXian couldn't tell him the truth of giving him his golden core, the current Jiang Cheng wasn't able to say anything either.
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
duh
Jiang Cheng mocked, "Or else? Have them stay for dinner? Say thank you and sorry after the meal?"
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
how about you shut up?
Seeing that Jin Ling said nothing, Sect Leader Yao spoke in a tone with which seniors often scolded juniors of their sect, "What are you crying for? Hold back your tears. Someone like your uncle doesn't deserve anyone's tears. Young Master, I mean no offense, but you can't be so weak! This is the kindness of the fairer sex. You should know what's right and what's wrong, and straighten up your…"
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
🥺
Jin GuangYao's mother was seen as the lowest prostitutes, so he decided to carve a Guanyin statue with his mother's appearance, receiving the worship of tens of thousands.
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
I will never not find it funny, I'm sorryyy 🤣
This was the third time Wei WuXian saw him roll down flights of stairs from a kick.
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
😭❤️
He repeated over and over again the words Wei WuXian said to him, his voice and his body trembling at the same time. Wei WuXian was almost under the illusion that he was about to cry.
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
Wei WuXian couldn't let out another sound. Amidst the darkness, Lan WangJi had already embraced him tightly, stopping him with his lips.
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
I'm sorry, but also... well done, you two
Wei WuXian's thoughts immediately returned. Lan WangJi gathered four cushions from the temple, giving two to Lan XiChen and Jin Ling and two to Wei WuXian and him. But for some reason, both Lan XiChen and Jin Ling moved their cushions quite far away from them. And coincidentally, they gazed into the distance in unison.
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
this isn't the best time and place to interrupt, sire
"Ahem!" Standing on the side, Lan XiChen clenched his right hand into a fist and put it to his lips. After some thought, he sighed, "… Young Master Wei, it certainly isn't the best time and place to say such words."
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
shush
"Ahem!" Standing on the side, Lan XiChen clenched his right hand into a fist and put it to his lips. After some thought, he sighed, "… Young Master Wei, it certainly isn't the best time and place to say such words."
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
let the man process what just happened, babe
Wei WuXian, "Lan Zhan, did you hear what I said?!"
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
he really went for it, didn't he?
It was only an offhand comment, but Wei WuXian seemed as if he realized something, "You're right." Right after, Wei WuXian shouted with all he could, "Lan Zhan! Lan WangJi! HanGuang-Jun! Back then, I-I really wanted to sleep with you!"
The Untamed: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Fantasy · Queen_Mayonaka
Tens of thousands of words were left unspoken, in exchange for endless laughter and hugs.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile