[Ding! Congratulations to Host for acquiring the SCP system! This system will aid Host in bringing SCP objects into the new universe, facilitating Host's growth in power!]
Movies · Darkstar_crow
the car is still in space
Allen relaxed in his chair while a girl gave him a shoulder massage, "I don't know, Tony, your last invitation ended with me fighting a grizzly bear and my car in space."
Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen
The bully lost power; nothing was under his control. He was simply kneeling, powerless; he had done this to many others throughout his life, and now he understood what it feels like to be bullied by a bully.
Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen
Charles smiled. "But it would be good monsters."
Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen
"Then how is it, that the two of you who can't even manage to focus on more than one of those aspects of 'true adventure', became HIS lovers after he spent inconceivable time doing all of that, mapping entire countries and continents by himself?" Alex asked harshly as the two were taken aback by her tone. "How is it that he could fall for two weakling little babies like you who don't have the mental faculties and physical capacity to do any of those? After only a few weeks of knowing you, you suddenly make his heart melt? Two girls who are absolute incompetent, narrow minded bums compared to him?!"
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
Sunny furrowed his brows. "How'd you know?"
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
/kill... gone forever 😈
"Well to be fair..." Hermes said. "...the kind of power you imply he has, can only be expressed properly in a War Game. No other kind of contest has the code of conduct which will keep the populace safe from the adventurers. Also, the public have a right to know what sort of power walks amongst them. You keep them twiddling their thumbs and wringing their toes, you'll have unrest."
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
And thus the group was stuck with a comical sight as folks walking about in the street saw a giant wolf rush by with a man on her back and a child swinging around in the air, ever so close to scraping his body on the ground as he clung for dear life onto the wolf's tail. All the while Steve laughed at Ptah's predicament.
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
Ptah glanced down at the tofu on the floor. With Steve putting that vile imagery in his brain, Ptah couldn't help but agree that the little curds actually did have the same texture and choked as bile rushed to his throat and veins threatened to burst out of his bald head.
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
I know that feeling. 🧐
Steve went through all his belongings, trying to see if anything was out of place or unaccounted for. His armour was still where it always was. His Ender-Chest was not worth pillaging since only he had access to its hidden inventory. He sorted through the pile of treasure but didn't really see anything that could have been taken. He hadn't really kept count.
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
"As followers of the Faith of the Hips, we will deliver these two beautiful women into his love and care as seamlessly as possible. And we will persist in converting the ignorant to our creed all in the hope of our ultimate goal...delivering these perfect angels into his arms under the fold of Holy Matrimony!"
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
the mission is defeat not kill. hopefully?
They glowed whiter and brighter than even the moon in the sky.
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
"MY LITTLE TOE IS BIGGER THAN YOU!"
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
These were the members of the Faith of the Hips, those who had rejoiced and celebrated vigorously on the occasion that their glorious leader and founder won the hearts of the two most haunchly gifted women they had ever known.
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
Ptah screamed like a little girl, dropping the papers in his hand and scrabbling to climb atop Steve's head.
Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
Before they knew it, their heads were already flying and falling to the floor.
Anime & Comics · DogLickerGods
what lighting?
¶{Host, you caught too many pokemon today. Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?}
Anime & Comics · DogLickerGods
"...." Grayfia looked at the two flatly. "No, technically, I'm just a widow. But unlike you guys, I don't have any children yet."
Anime & Comics · DogLickerGods
get the power from Ant-Man to make it small?
The shadow of SCP-169 -7
Marvel: The Foundation
Movies · Darkstar_crow