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redundant a bit, like saying Fur from a Furred Beast
"That's a scale from a Scaled Beast. It's very tough and can be embedded in armor to protect important parts." The owner of the stall explained.
The Necromancer is amassing troops like crazy in the apocalypse
Games · Angry Piranha
sauce?
"How about a few movies? I bought some films from the other timelines, and I think it's interesting. It's about a gamer being forced to join god's trials based on horror games that he played."
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
she be lickin n gobblin on my knobblin till I comply
Cat repeatedly nodded. She promised, "I'll do my best to lick him every day, meow. But if he doesn't comply to you, I'll gobble him!"
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
well yeah, that's how it goes. a key that opens many locks is a good key, a lock that opens to many keys is a poor lock
Tang San had no comment as he wasn't familiar with a matriarchal country's system. In addition, the idea of a queen having many husbands disgusted him.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
bro idk where u been but Florida man been kinda broken from the beginning
The removed newbie protection system shall be reinstated as the Home Planet Protection System. Your home planet will be immune to all attacks from karmic sovereigns and weaker cultivators. However, transcendent beings and 'Verified Players' can still damage your star and structures.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
"I love you, and I miss you...."
Leo wasn't surprised. After the wedding, Esen got so clingy that she was comparable to the overly attached girlfriend meme in ancient legend, "Okay. Keep up the good work. I'll go see her now."
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
judiciary* would be a better fit, no?
The angel snorted, "You stole FOOD from the Fate Stadium! Do you want me to show you the evidence? Once I show you the evidence, your sentence will be doubled!"
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
can we get another arc of chaoter where parallel universe comes into play and they have to deal with The New Yorker and Cali-Man
ch 290 Florida Man Convoy and Giant Feline Crash Wedding, Bestow Groom with Recipe for Chaos and Vampire-Grade Red Bull as Wedding Gifts
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
we just needa see her be able to sing and talk to animals and boom, Disney princess
Cat was in her humanoid form. Unlike the usual, she wore a white evening dress like a proper lady. Moreover, her demeanor and the way she walked were so refined that Dongfang Mei almost mistook her for a noble lady.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
I mean, technically she's from the most noble blood line in the universe, the Florida Bloodline, so she IS a noble lady technically
Cat was in her humanoid form. Unlike the usual, she wore a white evening dress like a proper lady. Moreover, her demeanor and the way she walked were so refined that Dongfang Mei almost mistook her for a noble lady.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
"Hey, master. Do you know that in terms of male human and female humanoid species breeding, elves are the most compatible partners for men? Not only are they beautiful, which is their main attraction, but their youthful appearance sticks with them forever. This means they stay sexy and fit, suitable to become a-"
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
cursed cane or wand, call it now
Favorite Weaponry: Divine Cane of Seven Virtues, Cursed Wane of Seven Sins
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
bro, its a cultivation novel, THERES ALWAYS MORE LEVELS. tf r u on about
The six realms were the major realms that everybody desired to overcome and ascend to the elusive realm, which no one had reached before. Moreover, all karmic sovereigns never recorded or revealed the secret of the next cultivation stage.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
Hua Taixu turned back, beaming with a bright smile. "I, his shadow. Me, HIM!"
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
hmmmm
*Me, a man named peace*
"I've come in peace. I came in peace. I cum in peace. Meh, whatever." Leo shrugged and gazed at the ruined town below.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
"&$#@&%#&$#&@ NU'EARTHE &%$@#&#@&%&@&!!"
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
multiple rib cages
Leo used one of the skills he copied from Beatrice. He shoved his hand into his chest again and grabbed one of his ribcages. He broke it and pulled it out.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
rip n rear time.
The response was the baby girl's frightened cries and the beggar's continuous comforting strokes.
The Devil Emperor From A Bloody Nobody
Fantasy · Jaxhugstone