Besides it's fun, trolling them.
Anime & Comics · ArifuretaForever
"I'm a high functioning sociopath that got cockblocked by a geezer."
Anime & Comics · Yellow_Lantern_
Because of him, to some extent, he had gone mad a long time ago... no one could make a lunatic fall into madness again.
Anime & Comics · XElenea
"Why? The book says the bigger, the better. Is yours small, Ricardo?"
Anime & Comics · StorieExporter
"The book said so. A man's third leg must be robust and colossal."
Anime & Comics · StorieExporter
"In the philosophy book you gave me. 'Father, You Shouldn't Do This!' that's what it said."
Anime & Comics · StorieExporter
"The third thing is that the third leg has to be-"
Anime & Comics · StorieExporter
"I like breas- I mean! I like beautiful personalities!"
Anime & Comics · StorieExporter
"He's not a person, he's a lizard."
Anime & Comics · StorieExporter
'I'm nothingness, nothingness is me….'
Anime & Comics · _Kirirei_
"I would be considered a stonewall if I don't feel anything from this situation." As if reading her thoughts, Haruto said what was on his mind.
Anime & Comics · _Kirirei_
Haruto felt some pinching from his side as Mahiru puffed her face up and the urge to tease her some more arised. Mahiru dug her face closer to his body trying to retaliate in her own way but by doing so, she managed to find something interesting.
Anime & Comics · _Kirirei_
"I said that you feel light as a feather."
Anime & Comics · _Kirirei_
Behind his sly smile, Haruto was repeatedly chanting a mantra in the back of his head. Being faced with his girlfriend it was not a surprise he was having some indecent thoughts.
Anime & Comics · _Kirirei_
*put your gif here as a tribute to Akira Toriyama*
Anime & Comics · LordPhenex026
After I finally finished telling she how I reached my current position she started letting out a slew of curses that would make sailors in my previous life turn bright red with embarrassment.
Anime & Comics · ArifuretaForever
Can I have an exemplar for a friend ?
'I am Cassiopeia Virgo Black, authoress of Ten Thousand Ways to Torture One's Enemies Legally,' she shouted at the top of her considerable lungs. 'If anyone dares make another foul comment about any of my nephews, I shall give a public demonstration here and now, beginning with chapter twenty-seven: Kneecapping Curses.'
Harry Potter The New Lord Black
Book&Literature · Nebula_Scribe