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Drake
Calix was at his dining table, alone. He was chomping down a Hawaiian pizza [Yes, the pineapple on pizza], although his right hand was tapping a notebook.
The Only Fuel Is Using The D.
Realistic · pujimaki
Weird compliment
"No wonder you survived down there, you have the reflexes of a spider," the woman said as she chuckled, "Can't say the same about your classmate."
Rise of the Eromancer
Urban · Romeru
Cliche
As he frustratingly tried to get the ad out of his screen, he accidentally tapped the download icon.
Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse With My Military System
Sci-fi · Faux1231
Nope totally love the current one
E for eminem
Holy fizz
After their amazing sex the last time, Damien released his semen into her pussy which caused her to pass out. According to the system, his semen contains very potent powers and it can boost the powers of anyone that takes it in.
Absolute Mind Control:I Tame Milfs And Yanderes With Telepathy System
Fantasy · different_minds
Went?
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Absolute Mind Control:I Tame Milfs And Yanderes With Telepathy System
Fantasy · different_minds
Leo chortled. As a cultured man, he was overjoyed.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed, boy."
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
"WOLF'S TEAR MY VIRGIN ASS! THIS IS DIRTY ZIT'S PUS, YOU #@&$!!"
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
Leo accidentally sniffed it, then his expression turned ugly. It smelled like a piece of skin from someone's testicles who hadn't taken a bath for months.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
While inserting a potato and a mutated nut into the pot, Leo's mind wandered. He spoke out his thoughts, "Where can I get one of those Yin Fluid? If a man is Yang, is a woman Yin? Does Yin Fluid mean a woman's water... or pee?"
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
These are funny in way
Uncle R. Enraged as Florida Man Cooks Fried Rice Using Raw Pine Nuts and Leaves
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
The elder paused and sized up Gao Yan. He then noticed that Gao Yan only wore thong underwear.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
Stingy system
A cardboard box manifested out of nothingness. Leo opened it and found the items that he had ordered earlier. He put them on to maintain his decencies. As for the used cardboard box, it vanished after the items inside had been taken.
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
Impressive
I was already a fast learner to begin with. In fact, before all those bullying incidents, I was at the top of my class because of how easily I could comprehend things. Even when I began becoming a NEET, I was still able to quickly learn and excel in eSports games. I even achieved an 9000 MMR in DOTO 2.
Neurolink System in the Modern World
Urban · InnocentFox
I was already a fast learner to begin with. In fact, before all those bullying incidents, I was at the top of my class because of how easily I could comprehend things. Even when I began becoming a NEET, I was still able to quickly learn and excel in eSports games. I even achieved an 9000 MMR in DOTO 2.
Neurolink System in the Modern World
Urban · InnocentFox
Darn it, while EXP is important, upholding my cultured man status is my top priority. Choosing EXP over high quality pussy would be a disservice to all the cultured men out there. I won't let them down.
Neurolink System in the Modern World
Urban · InnocentFox
He is dead, he died of corona virus
But i will say you guys are fucking awesome, I have never had so much fun writing a novel. Love you all
The Slutty Warrior
Fantasy · kingkong_1716