Toothpick*
"From today onwards, I have a new idol, the Saber-sword Immortal! If anyone dares to insult my idol, I will unzip my zipper and fight with him with my bayonet!"
Eastern · Flammable Wood
So a typical tuesday then?
Sunny did not care for heroics, so the second option did not seem appealing at all. The first one was much more useful, but only in the case of him screwing up terribly and getting himself in a lethal amount of trouble.
Fantasy · Guiltythree
Praise the Fool!
As the slayer moved to finish off the Echo, it had to slightly raise and lean its torso back to account for the loss of a rear leg and keep its balance. At that moment, a bolt of lightning landed right in the middle of the small island.
Fantasy · Guiltythree
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— No one can refuse money! Money for blood. Blood for money!!
Fantasy · ShuviLily
Jhin?
[Name: The Virtuoso]
Urban · Taunt Monster
Wanjin -> Ten thousand gold Erliang -> Two taels
"Chong Wanjin is dead? Haha, it clears up a big concern for me." The Xuanming Master laughed wildly, but then he said in a weird way, "His name was Chong Wanjin, but he named his son Erliang, how interesting, truly interesting."
Eastern · A Sea Of Soup
mood
But he did not sleep peacefully. In the hazy dream, there were indistinct crowds, noisy chatter, sharp car horns, violent explosions, and endless gunshots.
Urban · Zoo of Darwin
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Experience a series of remarkable transformations.
My military branches can Evolve Infinitely
Urban · Bimo Zhijian