McGonagall is going to reinstate corporal punishment!
It would be a few days before she'd realize that she had just slammed the best kick of her life into her Transfiguration Professor's buttocks.
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She’s so DEAD
It would be a few days before she'd realize that she had just slammed the best kick of her life into her Transfiguration Professor's buttocks.
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Don’t tell Hedwig’s mother you said that Harry.
In what looked like a few hours, she had grown into Hedwig the prepubescent flaming albino turkey.
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Ron has no thoughts in his brain. It’s his thing.
Ron looked horrified. "I'm sorry, mate, I didn't think-"
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A whip that is extremely sharp when mana is called thru it. This whip is extremely dangerous do not, I repeat do not use it for BDSM. Got it?
Movies · UchihaFamily
Even that scene doesn't compare to a peacock being chased by a horse, maybe that scene looks somewhat normal, the weird thing is that the horse is being ridden by a panda.
Book&Literature · Ana_Vazquez_0521
Pffft.
'Next time he throws the books at me or pushes me, I'm going to knock those two's teeth out. No Lily, think of teenage Tom inside the Chamber of Secrets..... HOPE not that, you'd better think about Albus as a young man, he's hot.'
Book&Literature · Ana_Vazquez_0521
B? Is that like the squib theory? Lily Evan’s is decendant of a squib or something? Or just her middle name starts with b. Please not Boyle.
- "Lily, Lily B-Evans." - For a second the woman's face changed, and her voice became distorted, but she quickly returned to normal.
Book&Literature · Ana_Vazquez_0521
I wonder if he manages to hit Chiron with it…
'If every shot I aim for has a 98% chance of missing then why don't I just miss on purpose and see where that goes.'
Movies · UchihaFamily
The next person she began by 'delicately' applying force to his family jewels before a resounding pop was heard by everyone nearby (Sorry boys, that hurts, i know.-Author). Followed by demonic screams of pain and agony as she slowly began cracking every bone in the man's body, quickly going through a similar process as she had gone through before. Once again she stood with a heart in her hand and drank it dry before tossing it to the floor.
Anime & Comics · Alex_Simmonds
Someone said it was in the name of science.
I'm sure some of you sick fucks think that's not a bad way to go, but judging by her muffled screams when she woke up inside of it, I think my assistant would disagree.
LGBT+ · Already_In_Use
The Jurassic Snapping Turtle Brought to you by: National Georgraphic
Daisy took out her tablet, slowly refining the script, thinking about which actors to assign to the main roles. Many memories had become somewhat blurred, vaguely recalling that the braised egg had played a role in Jurassic Park. Could she have him play a similar role this time?
Anime & Comics · Dao_of_MTL_8008
Coulson thought for a minute, used his legendary skill, and threw the decision to the higher-ups.
Anime & Comics · Dao_of_MTL_8008
Pole vaulting is useful in real life! Parkour!
After running through two streets, an iron gate blocked her path. Without hesitation, Daisy lightly tapped the gate with her toes, used the rebound force to elevate herself half a meter, grabbed the edge of the gate with both hands, lifted her long legs, exerted force from her waist, and effortlessly flipped over.
Anime & Comics · Dao_of_MTL_8008
Adorableeee
"I-its okay but please warn me next, I don't know if my heart can take it.... A-anyway, we should eat.'' Elysia spoke and tried to move on so she could calm down.
Fantasy · Shoomoon
Imagine this in Naruto
"IT'S ACTUALLY 2 MINUTE NOODLES BUT NOW ITS 1 SECOND NOODLES!!!!" The dream of getting instant noodles as advertised had become true.
Fantasy · Shoomoon
I recently was measured as 5’1”. Needless to say I’m not letting anyone check. Just in case I’m truly 5’ and a dream.
"WHERE THE HELL DO MY GLORIOUS 6'7" HEIGHT GO, NOW I'M LIKE A 5'4!! Don't tell me some god is punishing me for calling anyone 1mm shorter than me midgets. I did not realize that was such an issue and thought it was harmless fun." Shaman fell to her knees upon the realization that now the height she was so proud of was now gone.
Fantasy · Shoomoon
I wish I had it in me to say this to myself, because it’s way too relatable.
"Uhhh, I probably won't get any sleep if I play any more games or stick my head in a book, plus I have tests throughout the week, better not dig myself a hole."
Fantasy · Shoomoon
Dumbledore is an adult child. Love sweets. No wardrobe sense. Makes trouble. Always believes he’s right. Likes to meddle in other peoples business.
He had even asked Olivander what wand the young man had been matched with and was surprised at the answer. Hagrid vouched for the boy however so Dumbledore didn't let his own worries tempt him into doing something rash. When Nick was sorted into Gryffindor the old wizard breathed a sigh of relief and lowered his vigilance of the boy a fair amount. So when the headmaster noticed Nick specifically asking the house elves for things he curiously asked to receive the same and was delighted he did , they were delicious.
Book&Literature · loskro
"Ah ah ah! You're asking too many wrong questions. You're not the only one with tricks Nick. I've got some as well. Now, try anything fishy again, and porno-central here goes up in flames," Harry threatened, his burning finger inching closer to the stack.
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