Badges 3
Moments 70
Love us some Ak-47’s
Zane brought an AK-47 which he had modified to allow for automatic fire as the manufacturer had not intended.
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I love burritos
I ate a burrito and washed it down with water from my camelbak. I looked him in the eyes. "So, how many other people do you think are alive in Dallas?"
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This character literally talks like me
Instead of pulling out my glock, I took the assault rifle off my back. "ZANE GET THE FUCK IN THE TRUCK."
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I was about to say
'Zane, you had better not have glowing eyes when I see you. I don't want to have to put you down.'
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Oh okay it’s his thoughts
'Zane, you had better not have glowing eyes when I see you. I don't want to have to put you down.'
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💀 well that’s a way to have a phone call
'Zane, you had better not have glowing eyes when I see you. I don't want to have to put you down.'
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🤣 I can’t with him
'I'm not going to bother them unless they get in the way. The ugly fuckers are eating eachother. I'm not going to let them take a bite out of me, instead, they can taste my bumper.'
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I second this
'Does the blood really coagulate inside their bodies? That is so disgusting.'
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Too many I did this and I did that
I started the car and slammed the gas pedal down in reverse. I swung the truck around and then switched to drive. I smashed the gas pedal again and I was flying down the road. The trip would normally have taken me two hours, but it was probably going to take a bit longer than that.
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Cheesy but that names it funnier
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🤣
'This has to be a fucking dream. My worst day on deployment in Iraq was a cakewalk in comparison to this shit.'
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I hit the gas and sped through the light at top speed. I glanced at a stopped driver to my left, and his mouth was open as though he had become mindless or had fallen asleep with his eyes open.
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Breaks warn down with all that speeding
'Damn, I need to check my brakes when I get home. This day keeps getting worse.'
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😂 not the hehe
'Hehe, I almost impregnated my boss's car with my truck's hitch.'
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Like a banshee
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I’m loving this MC already 😂
'It's finally time to head home. A 9-5 won't be bad, they said. They won't treat you like a slave, they said. The pay is good, they said. Well fuck the pay and fuck them; I need a shower.'
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Maybe so it’s not one I after another, separate the sentence like: (first sentence), then I slid my sunglasses on and (etc)
I sighed as hot air blasted out from the air conditioning nozzles. I slid my sunglasses onto my face and lowered all of the windows as far down as possible.
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💀
'Hot diggity damn! That engine's just like my boss without fifteen cups of coffee; pitchy, witchy, and straight up the ass bitchy.'
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I loved the easy going vocabulary and the way the story started. Not only does the author go into the characters thoughts, which gives you a full three dimensional standpoint; the MC is so hilarious. With comedy and action, I would highly recommend this novel. Definitely for zombie lovers, action, and those who love a great sense of humor.
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