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bananaman_45

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2023-07-09 Joined New Zealand

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bananaman_45
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that's such a vibe

"Riddle me this… What the fuck does Mr. Barkeep have in store for us this time?!"

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Anime & Comics · Daddy

bananaman_45
Commented

Ever heard of this man, he went beyond maximum human limit and he didn't have either of those

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[The host can only increase stats to the maximum human limit through regular training (increasing your attributes beyond that point is also possible, but it requires special equipment and training methods)]

The Average DC Experience (COMPLETED)

The Average DC Experience (COMPLETED)

Anime & Comics · Wicked132

bananaman_45
Commented

gunman acrobat and gunman for me,

[The host will have the option to adopt an archetype once the host raises at least three of the starter classes to the maximum level]

The Average DC Experience (COMPLETED)

The Average DC Experience (COMPLETED)

Anime & Comics · Wicked132

bananaman_45
Commented

what about murder?

[Crime: breaking and entering, pickpocket, lock-picking, skulking around, lifting evidence—if it's illegal, this skill covers it, with two exceptions, computer hacking uses the Computers skill, and conning people the Influence skill. You don't have to be a criminal to have this skill; cops, private investigators, and other honest but street-wise folks have it as well]

The Average DC Experience (COMPLETED)

The Average DC Experience (COMPLETED)

Anime & Comics · Wicked132

bananaman_45
bananaman_45
Commented

author, give me more, this is a threat, give moar

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Even though they were only placing cameras this whole time they still had been running all over the arena in a big circle which had winded the both of them, "It's starting." Ashton said with a smile as the music began playing and the Burning Roses took the stage.

My Yandere Idols

My Yandere Idols

Realistic · Unmasked63

bananaman_45
Commented

MC be like:

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"Why do you have a weird look in your eyes suddenly?" Drew asked nervously as they walked to Ashton's house.

My Yandere Idols

My Yandere Idols

Realistic · Unmasked63

bananaman_45
Commented

Man of culture

"Something snapped, something inside of me! I didn't care to be like Kakarot, I didn't care to be a super saiyan. RAHHHHH!" Suddenly Ashton's ringtone began going off in his bed making him quickly grab his phone to see that Drew who had been missing all day was calling him.

My Yandere Idols

My Yandere Idols

Realistic · Unmasked63

bananaman_45
bananaman_45
Commented

I found a picture of the MC:

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"Here we go," I said to myself as the process began. After 6 hours of labor, I was finally born into this new world. I was handed to my mother she looked very beautiful, she had long brown hair, light green eyes, and she looked like a movie actress. As she held me, I could feel nothing but absolute love. I then saw a man walk right next to her, he had a sharp jawline, spikey black hair, hazel brown eyes. He had a bigger build more fit for manual labor.

Kabuto Within The Arrowverse

Kabuto Within The Arrowverse

Fantasy · DrBubbl3s

bananaman_45
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I heard her moan and felt the bed shudder beneath us as if she'd cum from the sight alone, "Oooooh~ So perfect~ I'm sorry, Atlas~ Mommy can't resist~"

The Grind (And Helping Heather Potter) [Complete]

The Grind (And Helping Heather Potter) [Complete]

Book&Literature · Daddy

bananaman_45
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My Disciplines were unbalanced at the moment. And now, I was preparing to do something to fix that issue. I couldn't let my Combat Skill wallow behind the rest of my Skills. It had served me well enough during the World Cup Riot, but I'd had surprise on my side then. That wasn't something I could count on. I needed more strength, more skill, and more power. I needed to Grind my numbers higher.

The Grind (And Helping Heather Potter) [Complete]

The Grind (And Helping Heather Potter) [Complete]

Book&Literature · Daddy

bananaman_45
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Her genius… Sometimes, it terrified her. She hurried the rest of the way to the room she was coming to call a second home. Humming and skipping (and skipping and humming!) could wait. There was stress to be relieved!

The Grind (And Helping Heather Potter) [Complete]

The Grind (And Helping Heather Potter) [Complete]

Book&Literature · Daddy

bananaman_45
Replied to Daddy

At least 16 dude

"Do you want me to guide you or did you want to figure this out yourself?" I asked, giving up on the idea of stopping this.

The Grind (And Helping Heather Potter) [Complete]

The Grind (And Helping Heather Potter) [Complete]

Book&Literature · Daddy

bananaman_45
bananaman_45
Commented

the techpriest be like:

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"##Is anything, maaaaannnn~?… Whoa, that just sent my cogitators for a trip~ I require more incense to please my machine spirits##" the Tech-priest 'said', blowing out another cloud of what Octus was beginning to suspect wasn't just sacred incense.

Never Give a Yandere a Bolter

Never Give a Yandere a Bolter

Video Games · Daddy

bananaman_45
Commented

AND THAT LADS, is the reason why the emperor blessed our man, because he was a fellow man of culture

These thoughts ran through Octus' head as he sat on the edge of one of the platforms overlooking the heatsink. His mind always went to weird places during lulls in the action. Once when he was on watch duty, he caught himself thinking about what space elf pussy must feel like. He wasn't proud of that one but to be fair, that deployment had involved a tentative alliance of convenience with an Eldar Farseer and her people. Still, Octus had made sure to send a dozen hail marys to the Emperor to repent. Strangely, he'd gotten the vaguest sense of amused approval in return for his prayers…

Never Give a Yandere a Bolter

Never Give a Yandere a Bolter

Video Games · Daddy

bananaman_45
Replied to ZLLRUSSR

likely not, at least, I think not, it's more likely that when the emperors power touched him some things leaked through, likely things that the emperors held with little care, like anime troupe knowledge

"Well, I reckon it goes something like this," Octus immediately launched into a lesson on 'gap moe'. "So something cute is obviously cute, right? And then something you don't expect to be cute is even cuter. With me so far? So gap moe is basically when something that shouldn't be cute is cute. Something like a hardened ganger with bunny ears who's easy to make blush, for example. Or, like, a serious Sororitas who's willing to show she cares about you."

Never Give a Yandere a Bolter

Never Give a Yandere a Bolter

Video Games · Daddy

bananaman_45
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"Oh, Hell naw!" Octus yelled, grabbing Sabine and bodily picking her up — power armor and all — before running for cover as the Devil leaped onto the place he'd just vacated with a roar.

Never Give a Yandere a Bolter

Never Give a Yandere a Bolter

Video Games · Daddy

bananaman_45
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Sabine could have sworn that she felt amusement and surprised laughter at her last question. But answers were not forthcoming. She knew the Emperor was with them but it seemed that they would have to figure a way out of this situation on their own. Sabine took the challenge in stride. She would prove herself to her god and show Him that He was right to bring Octus into her life.

Never Give a Yandere a Bolter

Never Give a Yandere a Bolter

Video Games · Daddy

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