Keyboard5mash

Keyboard5mash

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“I can tell you that the femur is the longest bone in the body and accounts for a quarter of your height - but you’ll never remember that if you don’t study!” -Mr Whatshisname, 2005

2024-01-09 Joined Global
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Keyboard5mash
Keyboard5mash
2 months ago
Commented

Sign me up

"My cousin works in one of their logistics branches and says they pay above government scale and adjust for inflation every quarter. Who does that?"

Caught by the Mad Alpha King

Caught by the Mad Alpha King

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Keyboard5mash
Keyboard5mash
2 months ago
Commented

Pacemaker?

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Fantasy · Chay007

Keyboard5mash
Keyboard5mash
3 months ago
Commented

You think you’re joking, Henry. But that joke came from somewhere…

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"I am. I am so affected by what I saw today; I feel PTSD knocking."

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Fantasy · Chay007

Keyboard5mash
Keyboard5mash
3 months ago
Commented

Tabs?

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Fantasy · Chay007

Keyboard5mash
Keyboard5mash
3 months ago
Commented

The first time in front of others fo sure 😂 At least he handed off Ren before it got too dangerous

Hmm… So he hadn't asked her for permission to call her that? Was that just his very first, very bold try?

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Fantasy · Chay007

Keyboard5mash
Keyboard5mash
3 months ago
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So for example: maybe I should cut *it* Ok that’s all for my overexplanation

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Fantasy · Chay007

Keyboard5mash
Keyboard5mash
3 months ago
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*es ist 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Fantasy · Chay007

Keyboard5mash
Keyboard5mash
3 months ago
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In English, hair is treated as a singular (hair is/was like er/sie/est ist). Unless you’re talking about a very small amount of hair, in which case they’re plural (a few strands of hair/a few hairs). Which don’t make sense, I know haha

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Fantasy · Chay007

Keyboard5mash
Keyboard5mash
4 months ago
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"Welcome back~~" I deepened my voice and lay back, trying to amplify my 'beauty'.

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Fantasy · Chay007

Keyboard5mash
Keyboard5mash
4 months ago
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Starting to think grandma expects child rearing to be included in Ethan’s job description. Like she wouldn’t actually trust Kenny to raise a child, would she? lol

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"Don't you have Kitty and Ren already? Besides, who wants a child in the apocalypse? Have you gone senile?"

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Fantasy · Chay007