Lil_Asmodeus

“Let’s go gambling!” he said. Unaware that his decision to gamble for the first time would become the best decision of his life. The reward that would change his life arrived together with a sound— [Ding!] ......

[Content Warning] Filthy humor. Zero Filter. ---- Ever since the Tower of Genesis appeared twenty years ago, kids dreamed of becoming Hunters. So did Nathan. He waited. Not trained—just dreamed. And one day… it finally happened. He was summoned. For a moment, he thought he was chosen. That he was finally going to become a Hunter. He wasn’t. It was a bug. A glitch in the system dropped him straight to the 100th Floor—powerless, gearless, and caught by monsters with questionable mommy instincts while being watched by a Tower Manager who loves his special hand move. ***** [Disclaimer] This story may confuse you, entertain you in unexpected ways, offend you, make you laugh at the wrong time, or make you wanna throw a chair at me. Proceed with no expectations. Just vibes. Just madness. Brain cells are optional. *****

Transmigrated as noble trash, he picks up The Great Hoe and decides to farm his way out of disgrace. No destiny. Just dirt, money, while the world overreacts.

"When he makes the uncommon common, it puppeteers their actions—while they still call it free will." ---- Caleb’s life was ruined by a butt, a camera, and a society pretending to care about the truth. Just when his world collapsed, an old lady smacked his skull and installed a system that rewards illogical justice. [Ding!] That sound marked the birth of the Common Sense Hijacker. ---- Caleb doesn’t use his power to beat just anybody. For him, kindness and evil should be picky. Like food—he only picks the ones that look truly tempting and satisfying to beat. He is—The Picky Beater!

After retiring from his long and underappreciated career in Unemployment, Joe walked home with a newfound sense of purpose. But in the blink of an eye… everything disappeared. Thanks to a truck. That gave him its very first kiss. And just like that, his story began—after the end. His soul was chosen by a goddess from another world, who gifted him a new purpose: A holy mission to bring enlightenment to her beloved realm... ~•The World of Cumbria•~ But a new world demands a new name. “Joe” will not do. Joe is no more. There shall be one name. There shall be one man. Who brings the good deed. The one and only—Raspudding. Indeed. ***** [Disclaimer] This story contains elements of absurd humor, irreverent themes, and unpredictable tone shifts. It may not be for everyone. Some parts are meant to be ridiculous, some reflective, some just plain weird. Reader discretion is advised. Proceed with an open mind— or don’t. Just don’t expect it to make sense all the time, or to be the story you wanted. ***** If you’d like to support me, go ahead and use any method your favorite (legal!) reading app provides. *****

A man transmigrated as a side character in some lonely web novel that earn nothing more than some power stones and fake ahh.. reviews from the author's friend. He changes the fate of that side character, he refusing the offer of dark powers that the character was originally supposed to accept. After rejecting the dark power, the God of Fiction from the web novel departement appears and..... ***** [ Cringe probability ] : 99.99%

Karl, a young man stuck in a rough patch after losing his job and burning through almost all his savings, wandered through the cold, dark streets of Eldoria. On the damp, silent sidewalks, he stumbled upon something bizarre: an old gacha machine mysteriously appearing at every corner he turned, almost as if it was following him. Driven by a mix of curiosity and the overwhelming weirdness of the situation, Karl finally gave in and used his last bit of money on the machine. From the gacha ball, he pulled out a card with a barcode. Back in his cramped apartment, curiosity finally won over caution, and Karl scanned the barcode. To his shock, an app called "Common Sense Manipulation App" installed itself on his phone, claiming it could alter people's "common sense." ------ Support Me By Gifts or Power Stones -----

------ [ DING ] [ Ultimate Spin System Activated ] --- It all started with a mysterious notification. Lucas Cross, an ordinary gamer struggling to make ends meet, suddenly found his life turned upside down. When the Ultimate Spin System chose him as its host, he was thrust into a chaotic world filled with random rewards, bizarre challenges, and unpredictable skills. From gaining passive abilities that attract unfaithful wives to spinning weekly wheels of fortune with life-altering consequences, Lucas must navigate a world where the line between game and reality blurs. ****** Cover by AI ------ Support Me By Gifts or Power Stones -----

[ DING ] [ Common Sense Hijack System Activated ] ---- That notification was the start of a whole new life for Karl. He who just used to be working at a convenience store and always getting annoying complaints from customers and some shady words from his manager. Become a totally free man who can flip common sense upside down! ****** Cover by AI ------ Support Me By Gifts or Power Stones -----

Dropped.