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OPINIONATED PANCAKE HAS ME ROLLING
"I said I'm fine," I grumbled, halfway upright, as two highly determined princesses tried to flatten me back onto the mattress like I was a particularly opinionated pancake that had gotten ideas above its station.
Fantasy · WhiteDeath16
Need more Eva. This girl is funny
Eva closed her eyes. "Of course. Of course he did." She took a deep breath, as if physically inhaling patience. "Because a simple 'I'll kill you later' would be too straightforward for an eldritch horror with anger management issues and an axe the size of a small country."
Fantasy · WhiteDeath16
Funniest statement I’ve read in this book.
"Arthur, when you sneeze, three guilds go bankrupt and a dragon comes out of retirement! Coincidences don't orbit you like moons—they crash into you at terminal velocity!"
Fantasy · WhiteDeath16
I’m concerned for how you say Rachet. Ray-Chet? Funny.
"It's not like I wanted to disappear, Rach," I said, trying to sound reasonable from my very compromised position on the ground.
Fantasy · WhiteDeath16
Kuzunoha
Latin Who thought me from my verses, that they are soft and not very modest?
[Quī mē ex v!ersicu!līs meīs put?āstis, quod!? su?nt molliculī, par!?um pudīc?um!!]
Horror · Shin_Ou
Vaginal worms?! What are you doing in this story?!
"There something lies behind the face of the Yellow King. A hole that begets secrets. A hole that is protected by the Crawling One."
Horror · Shin_Ou
Black hair
"Today we review aether manipulation fundamentals." Nazraya swept in, silver hair perfect as always. "Since certain students still can't manage basic exercises."
LGBT+ · Already_In_Use
To your thought question… I would take advantage of the situation…. LIES! I would absolutely fumble, just like the little farmer
Becoming The Strongest Angel With A Saintess System
LGBT+ · Already_In_Use