its me but change the rotten spirit Wood with some instant noodles for sustainment
"It's a plant that grows in dark places. It doesn't need light or spirit rain, it only wants to stay in the dark, accompanied by rotting spirit wood."
Eastern 路 Hear about the Way in the morning
yeah...use your eye to smell that the way of dao
"Good eye." Bai Xiaotian responded as he unwrapped the oil-paper packages.
Eastern 路 Forgot How To Speak
you have guns ??
"Hehe, that's Qingyang Hand. It's a type of external power, most of the disciples in our sect have practiced it. It is said that if it is practiced to a profound level, it can make you invulnerable to blades and guns, and even able to Cut Gold and Jade."
Eastern 路 Forgot How To Speak
maybe just unlike pefect the Pill still has flaw just less hence flawless
From what Han Yi remembered, in this world, pill quality is divided into ordinary, standard, flawless, perfect, pill rune, and immortal pill.
Eastern 路 March of the Groping Fish
imagine taoist doing this
"Immeasurable Longevity and Fortune, I am Xuanqing." Xuanqing pinched a finger seal and greeted with a smile.
Eastern 路 The Most Handsome In Xiushan
like this this ??
Xuanqing bowed slightly, pinched a Yin and Yang Fish hand seal, and paid his respects.
Eastern 路 The Most Handsome In Xiushan
superhero...??super ?? Maybebut Hero no so fast young man
"Am I a superhero now?"
Eastern 路 A Sea Of Soup
really...??what about gas
Soft Fist was named for its 'softness,' like water. Water is the softest thing and has the good quality of flowing into everything.
Eastern 路 A Sea Of Soup
honestly what with blue star trend...its not all blue and definitely not a star
"If you want to protect Blue Star and our home, you must strive to improve, sweat the last drop, and expend the last bit of heat."
Eastern 路 A Sea Of Soup
the math doesn't math
One tael of gold could be exchanged for about 50 taels of silver, while one tael of gold could only be exchanged for 10 taels of silver in Chu. There was a difference of 30 to 40 times.
Action 路 Dog Roe Deer
hungry dog can't fly...in fact no dog can fly
With a flying kick, the man was sent flying like a hungry dog and crashed into a car in the middle of the street.
Action 路 Dog Roe Deer
just a reminder to you that snake doesn't have hand 馃槄
"Wicked Snake Hand!"
Eastern 路 Lu Qiu
lol...they have complete paper to burn from money to car,from fried chicken to girlfriend
"Please remember to burn me some extra girls."
Sci-fi 路 Middle Age Rabbit
who know ???if the flight need some transit its not impossible
He asked his mother and found out that his family was worried his cousin might run off midway, so they had her take a flight directly. She couldn't get off halfway if she's on a flight, could she?
Urban 路 Rainbow Bubble Fish
what a delicious kind of hair...no wonder the beast want to eat human
His salt-and-pepper hair was swept back from a high forehead, framing a face marked with the passage of time and lined with the etchings of countless experiences.
Eastern 路 _EverSmile
amateur rank quantity 馃槒
"Sh*t! The 120GB of porn on my hard drive!"
Eastern 路 Paperboy
i swear to never have anything to do with ''girl" from there my entire life
These were not like the girls of his previous world, with their flaming red lips; a forty-year-old woman could pretend to be an eighteen-year-old girl, and you wouldn't know her true age unless you checked her ID card!
Eastern 路 Faint Fragrance Of Red Beans
in a house fire you would definitely die
As long as he didn't do anything, the fire wouldn't burn him.
Eastern 路 Writing For Ten Years
what a nice way to say it 馃槀馃ぃ
Their Ouyang Clan only had one Advanced Grade-1 alchemist. However, he was already over a hundred years old and his birthday was approaching.
Eastern 路 Milk At The Corner Of The Mouth
Crimsontail Mood decrease by 1 point 馃槀馃槀
The female cultivator Wangshu laughed lightly, "You don't need to call me Master. I am a woman who cultivates with her hair bound, a true disciple under the mountain master of Mo Zhu Mountain, Jiang Wangshu. I am just here to guide you in foundation building for cultivation. If you later achieve your Nascent Soul and become a disciple of Master, then we will be senior and junior disciples. For now, just call me Master Wangshu."
The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu
Eastern 路 Axe Warrior