yeah, I was too hung up on them being soldiers, so I wrote them to be like my buddies in the military. It wasn't until I saw a clip of Part 1 set to the Rugrats theme that I realized how stupid that is. I'm particularly tempted to just delete Son of Jiraiya.
"Yeah." she nodded and pinched the ho's ass, causing the bitch to squeal.
Anime & Comics · JManM
could have sworn I saw a tweet about it
"Everything is possible. Maybe we should transfer into Beauxbatons?"
Movies · HPMan
To be fair, Kishimoto is the king of coming up with cool stuff then forgetting about it. He's even worse than Toriyama in this regard. The entire series was written with one goal: Naruto and Sasuke's final fight. They were the first two characters he came up with for the story and everything that comes before their final battle exists to give that fight as much stakes and cool attacks as possible. Kishi didn't even care when his editors demanded the Kaguya reveal to set up the sequel villains despite the fact that it ruins the ending. For him the narrative was only a vehicle to make Naruto Vs Sasuke the greatest spectacle possible.
Just thinking about it made me feel a great disturbance in the Chakra, as if hundreds of weebs suddenly called out in hate and anguish. I wanted to stack Tsunade Senju, but upon review of the facts I was forced to admit that throughout Shippuden Sakura surpassed the woman in every field. Tsunade famously countered Chiyo's poisons, Sakura countered a poison that left Chiyo stumped, Tsunade healed the people of Konoha with the help of her slugs, Sakura healed the Shinobi Alliance with the help of the slugs, by the end the pink haired girl even punched harder than her busty mentor. It wasn't anything Tsunade did wrong, it was just Kishimoto forcing the themes of the story even if they didn't make sense because of his usual botching of female characters. Sakura got that next generation better than the last powerup hand job, and I chose to cash in on that.
Anime & Comics · JManM
ch 0 9 The Hero of Rookridge
Video Games · JManM
Is that a thing?
"Your words cut deep." I roughened up my voice and tilted my head back while water ran down from my eyes, "Deeper than any blade."
Anime & Comics · JManM
She's also not a village girl. She's urban.
"Guess that approximate is a lot more approximate than proximate." Rose mocked my meta knowledge.
Video Games · JManM
K. I didn't like it.
I'm blasting my Zabuza fic RN, but will come back when I slow down on that.
ch 0 9 The Hero of Rookridge
Video Games · JManM
Finally some appreciation for that sick joke!
"Huh." I exclaimed in shock, "I thought I was eight."
Video Games · JManM
Thanks for the rec homie. I too have trouble finding anything to read like my work too.
Speaking of I took some time to reread some of that story now that almost two years have passed and that shit was the best I've read in recent memory. Seriously. It actually made me kinda sad because I keep trying to find stories that are like what I write, but I can't find any. I'm the only guy writing these.
Anime & Comics · JManM
Rose is twelve at the start of Fable 2. She's not a little girl.
"Guess that approximate is a lot more approximate than proximate." Rose mocked my meta knowledge.
Video Games · JManM
Thanks for dropping all these comments, homie.
"Holy fuck!" he shouted as he scrambled to get away from me, "Gene Simmons's bigger cousin is going to rape me! Help! Rape!"
Anime & Comics · JManM
I'm loving this story too.
Based
"Good, give no quarter and kill them all. I don't care if they surrender," I say to them as they all nod their heads and the command is given out.
TV · Anomander_Adaar
In a little Italian boy accent.
The following morning I woke up and climbed out of the mess of limbs I found myself in. I got dressed and headed down to find the rest of my men ready to ship out. We then headed to the west to get on the ships headed back to Britain. There we saw the men here to replace us, led by Colonel Millar. I just nodded my head to him as we boarded the boats.
TV · Anomander_Adaar
First hand sources say otherwise.
I took out my Saber and charged with my men as we collided with the bastards who thought they could own another human being. I then began quickly cutting down any of the bastards who came close to me while shooting the others with my revolver. Unfortunately, my men were slowly falling down one by one, then I saw our best shooter James Howlett get stabbed in the back.
TV · Anomander_Adaar
The subtext of the argument is 'why do you want to replace looming danger with present danger?'
"I understand, why you feel that way, Sparrow, but how many Heroes died before they ever made it into the stories. How many Hero stories end with something along the lines of 'And then they died'. I get that theirs something out there your afraid is going to come and get me, but what happens if I go with you, and we end up facing something you can't beat. You're a real mean mugger, little brother, but you don't always get to chose what you fight, when and where. What happens in that situation? Are you going to die to buy me time to get away?"
Video Games · JManM
I think you might be surprised how much I'd change on a second draft. I'd change pretty much everything.
"Yeah." she nodded and pinched the ho's ass, causing the bitch to squeal.
Son of Jiraiya and Zabuza's Waifu Adventure
Anime & Comics · JManM