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PORNSTAR (R+18) ( Sex - Hentai - Harem - Adventure )
So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystalized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulations for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m the Goddess of Porn. Hehe. -
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Ruler of Iron and Flesh
When his friend joins a mercenary group, Inian has only one choice: to go with him. With nations at war fighting for land that giant monsters roam, Inian must find his place in the world. Hearing an echo of a voice saying that he is destined to rule with enormous power, what will he do with this knowledge? Will he protect himself and his family while keeping the peace? Or will he destroy the world instead? Follow me now on Twitter @IsaacPreston1 Find more books and info on my website: isaacnovels.com -
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The King's Beloved
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“Our history is not our destiny” Rania, a normal human girl, suddenly faced in the midst of a war for the throne after losing her fiance, Zeid, during the planet's invasion by an unknown race called "Magi". Together with her new found best friend, a pet fairy, a dragon, and a masked man named Elliot, they traverse this deadly waters in order to protect the future queen, Azalea. But fate and truth seems to have a different plan for them…. Rania’s Monologue: It was just like any other day Until they came The world plunged into chaos Wars broke out People died Families separated With powers we do not possess they conquered our world But in every darkness there is light Beloved by the king she is our last hope With beauty no one can compare kindness no one can rival and wisdom no one can fathom But darkness will not be defeated without a fight Jealous of the beloved they sought to kill her Unbeknownst to the king she will die And if she dies so is our hope But I can't let that happen This world that my God has created with the people whom He loves and sacrificed Himself to die If he did everything to save this world and its people... So Will I Theme Song: My Dearly Beloved Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB1NMf9Qe-Y -
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Mafia Kingdom AKA Rise of a Teenage Drug Baron
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Be persistent, bear the punches, never back down, never falter; this was the life motto of Hagan Brockman, a misfit in Asia, born to European parents. Hagan is a persistent idiot who never backs down on his principles. However, his perspective on life gets shattered when he finds his father murdered by the underworld mafia. The cold blood-soaked body of his kind and nagging father broke something in the soul of Hagan. When Hagan is trying to come to terms with the loss of his father, he gets to know that the death of his father is only the beginning, someone is targeting the Brockman family. The lives of his mother, sister and himself are under jeopardy. The bitter reality makes Hagen give up on his insistence in fitting in. He is now insistent on making his own mark in the world. Murder is an act of killing, but you will know who has been murdered unless you see the lifeless dead body. When the prey turns predator, the hunter is hunted. On the mission to create his dark and brutal kingdom, life and death are mundane instances in a day. Let us bear witness to the rise of a king who earns his place in the blood-soaked underbelly of the society. -
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The Wallflower Boys
The Gui boys have been together for so many years and now want to accept newbies into the boy-band. Jung Ho, the band leader is ruthless and known for seeking perfection and pushing people's limits. Especially when you test him. And a little minx who thinks he is adorable and can get away with everything keeps testing him! The ruthless Jung Ho promises to make the boy's life a living hell! When Eun Ji, a tomboy from Seoul hears about the Wallflower boys audition, fate plays it's funny way and Eun Ji finds herself in the headquarters along with several men. All through this time, she is disguised as a man and wars in a battle to be among the top 5 qualified to rank as a member of Wallflower boys 2. The only obstacle on her path now is that this opportunity is only open for boys! Will Eun Ji survive in that house full of men and scheming individuals or will she get exposed while trying?! -
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The Power of a God in another World
Riku Akiyama was Killed by a truck (Truck-Kun) then had his body recreated in the world of God's. now faced with the power of a God he is tested by being sent into a world created by God to make him grow in power to soon become a God himself. To be honest, I feel I sorta messed this Book up later on and ran out of ideas so when all chapters I posted are uploaded please give some ideas on how to fix my screw up XD. -
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Magic Cultivation: Aria's Path
Orphaned at a young age, Aria was a peculiar child. She could hear and see things others couldn't, she could manipulate objects with her mind and she could feel the spirits of plants and animals. She knew she was different but she didn't know why. The only clue she had was the jade pendant hung around her neck. She had lived in an abandoned house on the outskirts of Purple Cove for as long as she could remember, fending for herself. She taught herself to read and write using the old books thrown out by the townspeople. The other children in the village would taunt her whenever they saw her so she usually stayed to herself, she had long gotten used to it. One fateful day she was out in the forest next to the village hunting small animals for meat as she usually did when a small winged beast came to her. She had never seen a creature like this before. It had smooth glistening blue skin with small golden spikes down its spine, a long supple tail with a spear shaped end, blazing red eyes and purple tipped wings. She stared at the creature curiously when a sudden bright light shot straight at her heart. It was dark when she came to. At first she couldn't tell where she was but as her head cleared she began to remember what happened. When that bright light hit her, images began playing in her mind like some kind of fantastical movie. It showed her a path to a place unlike any other, strange beasts every where, people flying over oceans and never aging. And then there was a large winged beast just like the one she saw before and it felt like it was looking straight into her soul, beckoning her to come to it. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Follow Aria on her journey to figure out the mystery of her past and her gifts. Many trials and tribulations await as she leaves the mundane world and enters a world of magic cultivation. -
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Dark Passion
Am I a destroyer of all life. Or am I life itself. The path to discovering who I am seems so lonely. Am I her protector or am I the grim reaper. For my loyalty for love leads me to where I belong Are we destined to be or we are destined to fail. The path we walk in this world is left unanswered. For the world we live in is only tainted with blood. For I am Winter. For I am Raine. Editor MonikaM All Right Reserved -
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Legendary Slime Tamer - VRMMORPG [ Tagalog ]
Sundan ang adventure ni Roan bilang dual class wielder sa VRMMORPG. Dual class na maituturing na walang kwenta --- Blacksmith Class na dalawa lamang ang Combat Skills at bilang isang Slime Tamer --- Pinaka mahinang Class sabi ng iba, mahina nga ba? Tunghayan ang paglalakbay ni Roan bilang si Anvart sa Virtual Gaming: World Combat Continent Online a.k.a WCCO isa sa pinaka ambisyosong laro na gawang Pinoy na nagpayanig sa buong mundo. -
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Shaw Dynasty
After a great war between dynasties the samurai world tries to rise again the emperor's murder begins a new era of battles, after this event the wind dynasty is declared enemy on treason charge, leaving only one survivor, Shaw, a young boy that after receiving special powers from his sword, set out on a journey to avenge his people and rebuild the empire, Phill and Lahn are joined by two swordsmen who will help him in this endeavor that begins in the Shaw Dynasty. -
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Wrong Girl
Season 1-Scarlett tries to find out where she came from. But after finding out what she truly is she must now figure how what to do. Will the dark side claim her? Or will she fight back? Season 2- Now that her mother is dead, Scarlett lives alone with her twin brother and their new "Uncle". Something is off about him and her mother's death. What happened to her? And why? Update: I may not write right now because I'm working on other books at the moment. So please don't hate! -
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Dragon Alpha
Legend had it that when a alpha queen takes the throne great chaos and destruction will unfold. But what happens when that queen wants nothing but peace, yet she isn't heard, she is only hunted down. The world despises her arrival and they will not stand for it, they wish to crush her before she gets to do it to them. Will she be cornered and killed? Or will she break and fight with all her fury? How many allies will she lose? How many enemies? Will she make before she decides enough is enough? -
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Vitreous Skies
Secrets are what kept the world intact. Unknown individuals acted in the shadows to make sure no one opposes them. But curiosity is part of a human and he cannot simply toss it aside. She had the power of a whole army, an army capable of overtaking a kingdom. But her powers were forced inside memories she had long forgotten and now, all she is able to do is fight like a normal soldier. Not until they appeared. 15 years old Raiden, known as the beaming kid, faces the consequences of his actions by falling from the sky to the cruel world below. Together with his friends, he faces enemies and opponents far stronger than him to reach the answers to his questions which dwell inside his head since a century ago. A story filled with mystery and tragedy. Can they overcome all obstacles?
