Exit Stage Dead: A Snarky System's Guide to Unscripted Isekai

A dark comedy isekai for anyone who’s ever faked their way through life…and accidentally became holy.

Jeremy Blake was a failed actor, a professional understudy, and a world-class bullshitter.

Then he died.

Now he’s trapped in the body of Lord Audric Solvane, disgraced noble, suspected heretic, and recently murdered fraud. Oh, and his own funeral is happening downstairs.

Most people would panic.
Jeremy improvises.

With only a cracked mask, an empty manor, and a sarcastic AI voice named Glyph.. whos Gaslighting , gatekeeping, etc”…Jeremy does what he’s always done best: pretend to be someone he’s not.

One fake miracle later, he’s canonized as a living saint.

Now all he has to do is survive royal politics, forge divine relics using bath oils and wine bottles, avoid getting stabbed again by his gorgeous widow, and figure out why a cosmic production company may have cast him as a backup protagonist in someone else’s story.

Because this world?

It’s scripted.
And Jeremy wasn’t supposed to get the part.