Looking for classic humorous jokes (no less than 20)

2025-03-21 14:29

1 I'm a programmer, and I just wrote a function that takes an entire number as an argument and prints this number multiplied by a power of two. In the end, I realized that the number entered by the user was actually greater than the return value of the function! So I called this function and printed an error. Then, I was in a tragedy. There was an emperor who liked reading very much, but his way of reading was to tear his books into pieces, then divide each book into ten portions, seal each portion, and then tear them into pieces. In the end, he tore up a thousand copies and only found one complete book. There was a man named Xiao Ming who bought a chicken and an egg. Then, he broke the egg and ate the chicken. Then he asked his mother,"Why does the chicken cry?" "Because he thinks the eggs in his bowl aren't evenly divided," replied his mother. There was a person called Xiao Gang. He had a girlfriend called Xiao Li. Xiao Gang and Xiao Li were shopping together when Xiao Li suddenly noticed that she had a fifty-cent dollar in her hand and put it into Xiao Gang's pocket. Xiao Gang asked her,"Why did you put it in my pocket?" "Because you don't have any money in your pocket," Xiao Li replied. There was a person called Little Light. He had an older sister called Xiao Li. Little Light and Little Li went on a trip together. When they arrived at a hotel, they found that their room had no windows. "What should we do?" Xiao Hua asked Xiao Li. "We can draw the curtains and open the window," Xiao Li replied. There was a person called Xiao Gang. He had a younger brother called Little Light. Xiao Gang and Little Light were playing games together when they realized that their computers were too low in configuration to play big games. Therefore, they decided to upgrade their computers. Xiao Gang and Xiao Hua went to the computer shop and bought a new computer. However, the price was too expensive. Xiao Gang and Xiao Hua had to pay in installments. There was someone called Xiao Gang. He had a girlfriend called Xiao Li. Xiao Gang and Xiao Li went on a trip together. They went to a restaurant and found that they had ordered too much food. Xiao Gang had to pack them up and take them home. Then Xiao Gang asked his girlfriend,"Why are our napkins so big?" "Because you ordered too much," Xiao Li replied. There was someone called Little Light. He had an older sister called Xiao Li. Little Light and Little Li went on a trip together. They went to a museum and found that they couldn't go in.