Looking for classic humorous jokes (no less than 20)

I have a very, very long story. The beginning of the story is wonderful, and the ending of the story is sad. One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples decided to go to the Western Heaven to get the scriptures. Sun Wukong said,"Master, we have to take four disciples with us." "My fourth disciple is Sha Wujing," Tang Sanzang sighed. The grass would fall in the direction the wind blew. Once, the teacher asked him,"Why did you do so badly?" He replied,"I don't know why my pen seems to talk." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot." There is a man whose head is bigger than a donkey. How can he sell things? He showed his head to others and they asked him,"How can you sell things with such a big head?" The man replied,"I can show people the donkey's head and they will believe that my head is bigger than the donkey's." A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird replied,"It's okay. I'm insulated." A fish asked another fish,"Why do you always stay on the water?" "Because I'm a water fish," answered the other fish. A bear walked to the door of a shop and threw the stick in his hand into the glass door of the shop. Then the bear walked into the shop and threw the stick on the clerk's desk again. The clerk asked the bear,"What are you doing?" "Give me a cigarette," said the bear. "Guess what color I like best?" "I don't know." " I like blue because blue represents melancholy." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" "Hello," replied the parrot."Goodbye and a lot more." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot."

The number of jokes and humorous stories doesn't matter. What matters is that they can make you happy and relax. Here are some of my favorite jokes and humorous stories: Why did the straw go to see a psychiatrist? Because it was always being sucked away. If you see a bird flying in the air, what is the most likely thing? The answer was flying. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab hamburgers. Why does Candy like to run? Because they liked the feeling of sweetness. If you see a person drinking water nonstop, what is the most likely thing? The answer was dehydration. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they enjoyed the unique reading experience. Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always scared by the bears on the internet. Why do fish like to sing? Because they like to swim in the water and make sounds. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab hamburgers. Why Does Candy Like Running? Because they liked the feeling of sweetness.

If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Question 3: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! People can't stop the truth, but they can use persistence to cover up their lies! My wife and guests are watching TV in the room. I am playing with my phone in the living room. Suddenly, a text message popped up. I took a look at the screen and knelt down for me Give me your bank account number and I'll pay you back now-I was so touched when I received this message. 7th question: If only everything was as simple as getting fat. Q 8: Are you busy? Answer: I'm not busy, I'm busy. Q 9: Are you tired? Answer: Not tired, quite energetic. 10Q: Do you like me? Answer: I like it! 11Q: Why do some people seem to have a lot of money but are actually poor? Answer: They probably spent them all in places where they couldn't see. 12Q: Have you been to a bar recently? Answer: Yes, but I didn't go there to drink. I went there to be someone's agent. Q: Why do some people like to go to nightclubs? Answer: Those who go to nightclubs either like to drink or fight. 14th question: What are your specialties? Answer: My specialty is different. Other people's specialties are music, dance, and painting. My specialty is different. Q: What kind of music do you like? Answer: What music do I like? How to answer this question?

When you are faced with a constantly updated worldview and a powerful creative online world, every day may be an opportunity for a new story to begin. Here are some humorous jokes from the online world that I hope can help you start a new story: 1 " Why are all the videos on the Internet like this?" someone asked. 2 "How hard is it to find a cute key person on the Internet?" someone answered. 3 "When can we make the characters on the Internet have real meaning?" someone asked. 4 " If I can get all the videos on the Internet, we can build a world." someone said. 5 " Are key people on the Internet usually like this?" someone asked. "Why are advertisements on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. 7 " If I can gamble on the Internet, we can gamble the world." someone said. "Why is the news on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. If I can train myself on the Internet, we can become better people." someone said. 10 "Why is the connection on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. In general, the Internet was an environment full of possibilities and meaning, but it was also full of constantly updated technology and creativity. I hope these humorous stories can help you start a new story and let you have a good time in the online world!

What would you do if you met a super smart Soul Master? (Hint: Mentioning "super smart soul master" in the answer may be considered a mistake because this adjective may not be an experiment in the real world. Therefore, my answer is just a metaphor and does not mean anything special.)

If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. There is a kind of sadness that says I love you but you don't love me. In ancient times, men could have three wives and four concubines, so when I met you, I had already fallen in love with you. Someone once said: If a man can't give his woman a wedding dress, then he'd rather die. My love, even if you don't love me, I will always love you. If a man doesn't give his woman a sense of security, then a man might as well die. I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid you'll be unhappy. If a man doesn't give a woman a sense of security, then a woman might as well die. I hope that one day you can put on a wedding dress for me so that I can give you a sense of security. If a woman can't give her man a wedding dress, then she might as well die.

Why can't a mage make friends with a werewolf? Because they were afraid that the werewolves would bite their " magic " teeth. 2 What kind of weapons cannot be used? The answer was a sword without teeth. If a person can fly but can only take a helicopter, then why isn't he a birdman? Because he was flying low. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. What kind of fish can't be caught? The answer was that they were already " dead." Why do some people like to drink toilet water? Because they liked to drink 'dirty' water. What kind of plane do you like to go to the beach for a holiday? The answer was helicopters because they could " stop " in the air and enjoy the sun and waves. Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to be in the "sea" circle. What kind of food is the easiest to get drunk? The answer was beer because it contained alcohol. Why do some people like to build houses on the beach? Because they wanted to " stay " on the beach.

Alright, let me think about it. There was a character whose kung fu was very strong, but his personality was very strange. He always said to himself,"No matter how high his kung fu is, he is afraid of a kitchen knife." The name of this person was Xiao Yan from 'Battle Through the Firmament.'

What kind of humorous joke do you want? I can give you a few different types of questions for you to choose the humor style that suits you.

Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs climb trees? Because it was too heavy, the roots could not hold on. Three people walked into a bar and a parrot sat on the bar counter. One of them asked the parrot,"can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The second man asked the parrot,"what would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." The third person asked the parrot,"can you sing?" "Of course!" the parrot replied. So the third person said," Okay, then please sing a song." "I don't want to sing," said the parrot. The three of them were surprised. One of them asked the parrot why it didn't want to sing. "Because I don't want you to know that I can sing badly!" Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't pigs go online? Because it kept typing the word "meat" on the keyboard. I hope these humorous jokes will make you laugh!