100 classic cold jokes!

The following was a classic cold joke: Why can't a sponge be placed in the fridge? Because it could absorb water!

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There were many classic cold jokes that could be used as reference: Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why can't sponge attend the party? Because it only knew Patrick Star. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? Because they liked to massage the keyboard. Why do some people like to draw on the beach? Because they liked to " paint the waves."

Alright, here are a few classic cold jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to shop online." Why do bears always fall? Because they were too fat. Why do rabbits always make nests? Because they didn't want to sleep in the trees. Why can't monkeys go online? Because they were always searching for " how to be smart." Why do chickens always sing? Because they were playing "Chicken Run" on the dance machine.

I have a very, very long story. The beginning of the story is wonderful, and the ending of the story is sad. One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples decided to go to the Western Heaven to get the scriptures. Sun Wukong said,"Master, we have to take four disciples with us." "My fourth disciple is Sha Wujing," Tang Sanzang sighed. The grass would fall in the direction the wind blew. Once, the teacher asked him,"Why did you do so badly?" He replied,"I don't know why my pen seems to talk." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot." There is a man whose head is bigger than a donkey. How can he sell things? He showed his head to others and they asked him,"How can you sell things with such a big head?" The man replied,"I can show people the donkey's head and they will believe that my head is bigger than the donkey's." A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird replied,"It's okay. I'm insulated." A fish asked another fish,"Why do you always stay on the water?" "Because I'm a water fish," answered the other fish. A bear walked to the door of a shop and threw the stick in his hand into the glass door of the shop. Then the bear walked into the shop and threw the stick on the clerk's desk again. The clerk asked the bear,"What are you doing?" "Give me a cigarette," said the bear. "Guess what color I like best?" "I don't know." " I like blue because blue represents melancholy." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" "Hello," replied the parrot."Goodbye and a lot more." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot."

Alright, I'll try my best to provide cold jokes. Here are some examples: Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do airplanes like to fly in the sky? Because they wanted to " fly." Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to have a piece of the sky in the "sea" circle.

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Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: [1. Book of Troubled Times: The Iron Horse and Ice River Come to Dream] Zhao Changhe's name was very ordinary, but his experiences were extraordinary. After one battle after another, at the end of one nightmare after another, he was brought to an unknown foreign world by a blind woman. Zhao Changhe did not panic. Instead, he continued to adapt to that world and became the key to opening the Book of Chaos… Although the plot had only just surfaced, the aura of the martial world had already begun to show its edge. The characters were drawn in depth, the foreshadowing of the grass gray snake line, the delicate and moving emotional drama, the combination of a hint of humor, and the subtle details that made the world more real. With the support of Ji Cha's powerful pen, this confusing future was particularly attractive. I have to say, Ji Cha's book really caught my eye. 2."Spirit Realm Traveler":[144] Selling newspaper, Little Langjun,"Spirit Realm Traveler" [Total ranking of Hundred Alliances: 144] 2022 Hundred Alliances Ranking: 2 [Hundred League Badge Release Time: 2022-4-9] Title: Spirit Realm Walker Author: Paper Selling Young Langjun [Author Level: Platinum] [Alliance Leader Count: 372] [Silver Grand Alliance: 14] Golden Sect Master: 7 Fans/10,000: 830 <Category: Sci-fi Evolution> Total Words/Ten Thousand: 224 Date of publication: March 23, 2022 [Hundred League Time/Day: 16] Last updated: May 1, 2022 First order: 81,780 Average: Not counted [Completed: No] End date: × Writing time/day: × Date: January 18, 2023 3."Tang's Table": Although the original ingredients had the original flavor of food, Yun Chu still believed that the most delicious food still needed to be divided, cooked, and handled. 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This book was not only a Xianxia novel, but it also expressed some deeper topics and values. The immortals and cultivation in the story were just superficial things. What was more important was the spiritual inspiration and life thinking it brought to people. 6."National Forensic Science":"National Forensic Science" was an urban forensic crime solving novel. The author, Shiniao Village, used his deep writing skills and industry knowledge to skillfully integrate professional knowledge into the novel, allowing the readers to feel the illusion of becoming an expert in the light and interesting text. The author's writing style was to make the social background of the novel rational through subtle settings, so as to focus on the description of industry knowledge, using a relaxed writing style to dilute the heaviness of the industry's reality. At the same time, the plot progressed slowly, mixed with a lot of descriptions of the environment or behavior. 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The male protagonist's pet bird is very interesting. 8."Mantang Colorful Scenery": Rating: AAAAA The prosperous Chang 'an City was full of undercurrents. Under the rule of the court, people were arrogant and extravagant, and they fought for power endlessly. The country was in turmoil, the Hu people rebelled, and human lives were like grass. This was the best moment for the Great Tang, and also the worst moment… 9:"Hidden Dead Corner": S (tentative) I didn't even see the last one before I abandoned it. This one finally feels a little like when I was chasing after the Galleon Beast. 10."Final Divine Order": Another proficiency level system. The story is currently passable. The background is a modern fantasy. The setting should be quite big. "Beyond Time":"Beyond Time" was a Xianxia classic. The author, Er Gen, showed his unique talent when writing this work. The plot of this novel was compact and fascinating, making people want to finish reading it in one go. 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Every lesson, whether it was the combination of a whip method and the "tax service" created by the "tax service" or the "silver banknote" policy formed based on gold dollars, it was refreshing. When it came to politics, economics, and philosophy, whether it was Dao Yan, whose worldview had been subverted, who shouted,"You are not a real dragon, but a blood-sucking worm," or Little Jiang's Metaphysical Criticize of Transcendental Human Nature, which was written in prison, they all had a hair-raising piercing feeling. It was as if they had used the weapon of thought to pierce through the limitations of the times. "Ascending on an Ascending Day":"Ascending on an Ascending Day" is a traditional Xianxia novel. Its worldview and combat setting are very accurate and admirable. The author, Otaku Pig, showed his talent and creativity in this book. The plot was compact and fascinating. The protagonist, Xu Ying, had been living with a diligent attitude until he caught a different snake. 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If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Question 3: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! People can't stop the truth, but they can use persistence to cover up their lies! My wife and guests are watching TV in the room. I am playing with my phone in the living room. Suddenly, a text message popped up. I took a look at the screen and knelt down for me Give me your bank account number and I'll pay you back now-I was so touched when I received this message. 7th question: If only everything was as simple as getting fat. Q 8: Are you busy? Answer: I'm not busy, I'm busy. Q 9: Are you tired? Answer: Not tired, quite energetic. 10Q: Do you like me? Answer: I like it! 11Q: Why do some people seem to have a lot of money but are actually poor? Answer: They probably spent them all in places where they couldn't see. 12Q: Have you been to a bar recently? Answer: Yes, but I didn't go there to drink. I went there to be someone's agent. Q: Why do some people like to go to nightclubs? Answer: Those who go to nightclubs either like to drink or fight. 14th question: What are your specialties? Answer: My specialty is different. Other people's specialties are music, dance, and painting. My specialty is different. Q: What kind of music do you like? Answer: What music do I like? How to answer this question?

The following is a list of recommended books for the classic joke series: 1. " The Nine Heaven Phoenix's Forced Good Concubine: The Jade Concubine ": This novel described the story of a daughter of an aristocratic family who changed the rules in the palace and changed the emperor's mind. It was full of joy and laughter. 2. " Destined to be an Imperial Concubine ": The story tells the story of a woman who became an Imperial Concubine. It may contain some funny plots. 3. [The Evil King's Happiness in Raising the Fantian Concubine: This novel may contain humorous plots and a relaxed atmosphere.] 4. Zhenguan Scourge: This novel may contain humorous plots and a relaxed atmosphere. 5. [Laughing Through Time: The Princess Climbing the Wall]: This novel may contain humorous plots and a relaxed atmosphere. 6. [Happy Memories: This novel may contain humorous plots and a relaxed atmosphere.] Please note that the above recommendations are based on search results only. The specific content and quality may require further understanding and evaluation.