Can you introduce some funny jokes that are suitable to share with your girlfriend, but please don't involve low-level and dirty content? Hehe.

He is my sea, she is my star. Not only is it full of appetite, but it also shows the funny love story of two fake patients. At the same time, it is also interesting and meaningful. This book was also known as "The Tale of Oulu". Reading it was very rewarding. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

Fox, let me ask you, why is watermelon called watermelon? Because that person stepped on a lemon." This was a joke from " Your Highness Fox, Wait for Me ". Another: Student: " Teacher, I think what you said is very reasonable. It's like you're a wise man." Teacher: " Thank you for your compliment. To be honest, I've heard many people call me that. How do you call me?" Student: " You can go and look at your name. Because according to the dictionary, you are behind the wise man!" This was a classic joke. I hope these jokes can make you happy. I recommend the above novels to you. I hope you will like them.😋If you like my recommendation, please feel free to tell me at any time.

As a fan of online literature, I have collected a lot of funny jokes. The following are some of the more classic ones: I planted a sunflower, hoping that it would grow the sun. There is a kind of sadness called the person I like already has someone else. I once had a bird called a balloon. I've become a pig, but I don't like pork. I once tried to put the whole universe into a box but failed. There is a kind of loneliness called no one around me remembers me. I once tried to stuff the whole earth into a small box but failed. I used to think that I could save the whole world, but in the end, I found that I only needed to save myself. I used to think that I would stay young forever, but in the end, I found that I was already old. I used to think I was humorous, but in the end, I found that I was best at silence. Although these jokes are a bit old-fashioned, they reflect the common anxiety and loss in life and hope to give readers some enlightenment and comfort.

As a fan of online literature, I have collected a lot of interesting and imaginative jokes. Here are some of the more classic ones: Life is short, I use python. - The Three-Body Problem If there is a next life, I want to be a tree and stand in a posture that will never be sad or happy. - The Forest of Norway I once heard a person at a lecture say that he could control everything, including time. - Hacker and Painter If only everything was as simple as gaining weight. - Demonic Dao Patriarch If I were a computer program, I would want to control the whole world. - The Matrix Why would anyone in the world dislike dogs? - Inuyasha I used to think that I could save the world until I realized that saving my own world was the most important thing. - Black Deacon Life is like a dream. Sometimes we wake up, sometimes we wake up in the dream. - One Hundred Years of Solitude If you only see me as a good person today, it's because you have no choice. You can also see other advantages in me. - Ode to Joy I used to think that love could surpass everything. Until I realized that love itself is the greatest miracle. - Journey to the West I hope these stories can bring you some inspiration and laughter.

Here are some jokes that hit the funny spot: 1 " Why is the protagonist always defeated by the villain?" " Because they always want to steal the protagonist's treasure!" 2 "Why does the protagonist always succeed in counterattacking?" " Because they know that the villains also want this treasure!" 3 "What is the protagonist's halo?" " When you meet the protagonist, all difficulties will become easier." 4 "Why are villains always defeated in the end?" " Because the protagonist has everything they want from the beginning." 5 "What magical abilities does the protagonist have?" " Just name one: he can control time."

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.

Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'

A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.