A short and funny historical story

There was a fox who wanted to write an article about himself, so he began to write: My First Writing The first time I wrote was when I found an old notebook in the forest with many interesting stories and legends written on it. I was inspired to write a novel about an adventure. I spent a few hours writing my story. I wrote down many details, including the characters 'personalities and appearances, as well as the development of the plot. I was very excited because I could finally show off my writing ability. However, when I tried to submit my story, I found that my laptop couldn't connect to the Internet. I tried to connect to the computer and the computer, but it didn't work. I was very frustrated because I couldn't upload my story to the Internet. However, at this moment, a rabbit passed by my position and saw the story I was writing. He was very interested, so I showed him my story. The rabbit finished reading the story and said,"This story is very interesting, but I want to remind you that your writing skills still need to be improved." I was very surprised because the rabbit was a how could he look at me like that. So I asked him how to become a successful one. Rabbit told me that he spent hours every day writing his stories and then reviewing and editing them. He also told me that he had been working hard to improve his writing ability because he believed that writing was a skill that needed constant practice to improve. After hearing B. Rabbit's words, I began to realize that writing required not only creativity but also patience and persistence. So I decided to spend a few hours every day starting tomorrow to write a story and review and edit it. I believe that as long as I persevere, I will definitely become a successful one.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of wine. He took a sip and suddenly felt unwell. He rushed to the toilet. When he came out, he found a woman vomiting in the toilet. The man was very unhappy when he saw this scene, so he walked over and asked in a bad tone,"Why are you vomiting here?" Are you still going to vomit on me?" The woman looked up at the man and said innocently,"Who are you?" Why should I answer your question in English?" The man was stunned for a moment and thought for a moment before saying,"I'm an alien who came here to learn the human language." The woman was stunned and ran out screaming.

In an ancient era, there was a young warrior named Arwen. Arvin's father was a famous knight. He inherited his father's inheritance and began his adventure. One day, Arvin heard of a legendary magic crystal that was said to bring endless wealth and happiness. He decided to search for the crystal and seek help from his father. But when he reached the forest, he met a demon. The demon told him that only the bravest person could pick up the crystal and if he was chosen by it, he would be given endless power but at the same time lose his life. Arvin decided to face the challenge bravely. He picked up the crystal and challenged the demon. In the end, Arwen defeated the demon and obtained the crystal. He returned to his father and showed him the power of the crystal. His father was surprised to find that Arwen had become so strong that he could take on the heavy responsibilities of the family. But Arwen also realized that he had lost his life. Arvin was very sad, but he decided to keep the crystal at home to commemorate his father and also to inspire his next generation to continue the family's adventurous spirit.

Sure. One funny historical story is about Emperor Nero of Rome. He supposedly entered a singing competition in Greece. Here was the emperor, who was supposed to be all about ruling and leading, but he was on stage trying to out - sing the locals. It shows a rather comical side of a powerful historical figure.

Here are a few recommended funny romance stories: " I Have a Sweet Movie King ": The female lead is a reincarnated koi, and the male lead is a movie king in the entertainment industry. The sweet love between the two is full of jokes and divine operations. 2. < Follow Me, Bad Friends >: A story of a group of friends who have their own achievements conquering the world together. These novels were full of fun and humor, suitable for readers who liked funny stories.

Joke. A joke is a very common word for a short funny story. It is usually short and aims to make people laugh by presenting an unexpected or humorous situation.

'The Hilarious Haunted House'. In this story, instead of being truly scary, the haunted house is full of clumsy ghosts. They keep tripping over their own sheets and accidentally scaring each other rather than the people who visit.

'The Day the Pants Rebelled'. This could be a really funny story where a pair of pants somehow gains a mind of its own and starts doing crazy things, like running away from the laundry pile or dancing around the room when no one is looking.

Once upon a time, a cat decided to learn how to bark like a dog. It practiced day and night. One day, it finally managed to make a sound that was somewhat like a bark. But when it barked at a passing dog, the dog just stared at it in confusion and then walked away, as if thinking 'What on earth is this strange creature trying to do?'

After the Qin Dynasty unified the six countries, Qin Shihuang ordered the burning of books and the burial of Confucian scholars to eliminate dissent and implement the central power. However, the Confucian classic Spring and Autumn Annals was valued by Qin Shihuang. Qin Shihuang ordered the Spring and Autumn Annals to be brought to him. He was interested in the book and even began to read it. However, when he saw some of the words in the book, he felt uncomfortable. These words described the situation in some countries, and he thought that these words would threaten his central power. Qin Shihuang ordered the writings to be burned and forbade anyone from reading them. However, some officials and scholars still secretly read and studied these words. They believed that these words could help them better understand the political and social problems of the time. As time passed, these scholars began to write research papers on the Spring and Autumn Annals and conducted in-depth analysis and discussion of the book. These papers not only helped the Qin Dynasty rule, but also became one of the later Confucian classics.