Can you recommend some classic and funny jokes? Thank you!

I recommend the following novels to you. They are all hilarious novels ~ Tremble! "Beautiful Men" is a modern romance novel written by the author. The female protagonist Lin Xiaoxiao's innocence is enough to make people laugh. There are also all kinds of funny plots about the beautiful men around her. I believe you will definitely fall in love with this novel. "Crazy Pursued After Being Scumbag Big Boss" is a short story by author Su Feifei. The "fiancée" relationship between the main character Big Boss Xie and Shi Miaomiao is simply hilarious. You will definitely laugh out loud. "The Hilarious Alien Maid" is a modern romance novel written by Tanaka Yanzi. The female protagonist's shadow's various funny abilities and pranks, and the male protagonist's Wang Chaofeng's chaotic plot are quite funny. I believe you will find it funny too. I hope my recommendation will make you laugh. Muah ~

If you like fantasy novels, you can read the book "I'm Really Not Afraid of Death". The author has a lot of humorous jokes in the book that make people laugh out loud. If you prefer modern love stories, you can watch "Mr. He is showing off his affection again." The interaction between the male and female leads is very funny, and people can't help but laugh out loud. I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗

Fox, let me ask you, why is watermelon called watermelon? Because that person stepped on a lemon." This was a joke from " Your Highness Fox, Wait for Me ". Another: Student: " Teacher, I think what you said is very reasonable. It's like you're a wise man." Teacher: " Thank you for your compliment. To be honest, I've heard many people call me that. How do you call me?" Student: " You can go and look at your name. Because according to the dictionary, you are behind the wise man!" This was a classic joke. I hope these jokes can make you happy. I recommend the above novels to you. I hope you will like them.😋If you like my recommendation, please feel free to tell me at any time.

If you want a particularly funny joke, I recommend the book "Uncle Nine: Buying Sanctions at the Beginning, Zombies Can't Deal". The ridicule and funny plot in it are very exciting, and people can't help but laugh. Of course, everyone has a different sense of humor, and some people might not find it funny, but I personally find this book very funny. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~

If you like modern romance novels about wealthy families, I recommend 'Paranoid Master Lu's Little Bad Treasure Stuns the World'. This novel was about a hilarious story between a beautiful, wild, and unreasonable little bad boy and a paranoid big boss who was always protective of his shortcomings. Among them, the little bad girl often slapped those who laughed at her, and her relationship with the paranoid big boss was also very interesting. The happy and interesting plot would make you laugh endlessly. I hope you like this book.

The following were some humorous jokes: A rabbit walked into a bakery and asked the bakery,"do you have carrot bread?" "No, we only have bread and desserts," replied the bread master. The rabbit left. The next day the rabbit went into the bakery again and asked,"do you have carrot bread?" "I told you yesterday that we don't have carrot bread," replied the bread master. The rabbit left again. On the third day, the rabbit came again and asked the same question. This time the bread master was a little impatient and said,"I told you yesterday we don't have carrot bread, not today, not tomorrow, and if you ask me that again I'll stuff your ears with carrots!" The rabbit left again. On the fourth day, the rabbit came again and asked,"Do you have any carrots?" "No," replied the bread master. The rabbit asked again,"Do you have any carrot bread for your ears?" 2 Why do some people's online names are called "Spring Breeze Ten Miles Not as Good as You"? Because they didn't even have time to go to the toilet. Why do many dogs like to bite people's ears? Because they felt that they were too handsome. I once heard a legendary love story. The two of them fell in love, but their parents didn't agree. So they eloped. When they returned to their parents, they began to negotiate. Someone said,"We love each other, we should be together." The other said,"No, my ears are like a donkey's and yours are like a dog's. I can't be with you." The first person said," I understand. I agree." So they hugged each other. The second person thinks,"This is not fair. What should I say?" So he said,"We love each other. We should be together." The first man said,"No, your ears are not like a donkey's. Mine are like a dog's. I can't be with you." Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they felt that their intelligence was higher than a toilet bowl.

😋I recommend the following super funny novels: " I'm the Best Comedian "," Super Doomsday Chicken Farm "," Big Sword Nanny "," Mistaken Cute Wife: A Tsundere CEO Bits Her "," The Universe's Invincible Money Gnaw "," Entering the Wrong Room and Feeds the Wolf "," I Still Don't Know the Reason for My Transformation "," The Force Sky "," Comical Streamer "," My Cultivation Is Not Everyday ", and " Becoming a Dog ". These novels all have different styles and funny elements. I believe you will laugh until your stomach hurts. I hope you like my recommendation.😗

Here are a few classic long jokes: 1 A bird flew into a computer shop. It saw a computer and flew over." Hello, this computer has a very high configuration, but it has a shortcoming, that is, it is too old." The computer shop owner listened and asked,"What do you think is its shortcoming?" The bird said,"It's too old." There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" The rabbit said,"I want to eat carrots." He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird said,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"Can you drive?" "No," said the man. The interviewer asked,"Can you drive?" "No," said the man. The interviewer said,"How about this? We'll hire you to work for our company, but you have to take the bus to work." The man immediately agreed. A man went to the doctor and complained that his neck hurt. The doctor asked him,"How does your neck hurt?" The man replied,"I often watch the computer, so my neck hurts." The doctor gave him a prescription, which said,"If you don't look at the computer for more than an hour a day, your neck will get better." The man immediately followed the doctor's instructions and his neck soon stopped hurting. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.