What movie clips made you laugh until your abs showed?

The four masterpieces are the classics in the history of Chinese literature. The plots and plots are rich and colorful. Some of the famous scenes and plots are as follows: In the Journey to the West, Sun Wukong put Tang Sanzang and his disciples into a gourd in order to escape from the Heavenly Palace and let them drift in the endless space. This scene was very impressive. In the Water Margins, Lin Chong was sent to a foreign country to be an official. On the way, he was chased by his wife and the official escorting officer. He ran all the way to the river and finally saved his wife and escorting officer. However, he fell into the river. This scene made people laugh. The love story of Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu in Dream of the Red Chamber was one of the classics in the novel. Their life in the Grand View Garden, their quarrels and reconciliation scenes were unforgettable. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao was trapped in a water prison during the Battle of Red Cliff. He asked Zhuge Liang for help. Zhuge Liang told him that he could float by placing a mirror to reflect the water surface. Although this scene was fictional, it reminded people of many scientific principles about buoyancy. These scenes and plots were all classics in the history of Chinese literature, which contained rich cultural meanings and historical backgrounds. It was refreshing to read, and some of the scenes and plots also made people laugh until their abs showed.

Sun Wukong treated the iron rod as a golden cudgel and insisted that it was his own cudgel. In the end, he even said,"My cudgel is unique in the world!" From the 30th chapter of Journey to the West.

Here are some jokes that might make people laugh: 1 "Have you heard of Amway?" "Amway? What is it?" "Amway is a salesman." "Why do some people always chase after money and success?" " Because they don't know that money and success won't pursue them at all." 3 "What do you think are your shortcomings?" "Weakness? I don't have any shortcomings. I'm just a little silly." Do you know why birds always wake up so early in the morning? "I don't know why?" "Because they have to fly out before people get up." 5 " If you have a rope that can burn half of it in a second, you need two minutes to completely burn the rope." "Why?" " Because in the first second, you burned half of it, and in the second, you burned the other half." I hope these jokes can make people laugh!

As a fan of online literature, I haven't personally experienced the source and spread of jokes, but I can answer this question based on the knowledge and experience I have learned. The various jokes circulating on the Internet often had a certain amount of humor, irony, or exaggeration, so it was sometimes difficult to determine their authenticity and feasibility. However, some jokes might make people laugh, while others might make people feel a little awkward or uncomfortable. If you want to find some interesting novel segments, you can try searching for hot topics on the Internet, news or segments, or try to read some classic works. You may find some interesting plots or segments.

I'm a fan of online novels and I don't have the ability to collect jokes. However, I can provide you with some novel knowledge and answer your questions about novels. If you have any questions about the novel, please feel free to ask me.

As a fan of online literature, I can tell you some interesting chat segments, but be aware that these segments may be a little too large and may cause some people to feel uncomfortable. So when you share these jokes, make sure they are suitable for all audiences. Here are some conversations that made people laugh: 1 "Do you know why birds land on wires?" "Why?" "Because they like to chat online." "I used to think that love only needed a little bit, until I met it and it told me,'I need more.'" 3 " I tried to become a vegetarian but failed. In the end, I became a 'pure flesh'." Do you know why programmers like dogs? Because they can make them 'relax'." "I once thought of becoming a football star, but I found that 'becoming a star' was just a word on their menu." 6 " I tried to change my religion but I failed. In the end, I became an atheist." Do you know why some people like to read in the toilet? Because they like the feeling of 'reading'."

I'm a fan of online literature and I don't have any collections of jokes about abs. My goal is to help users better understand a topic or domain by answering their questions and provide them with useful suggestions and information. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

As a fan of online literature, I don't have the ability to actually watch movies. However, according to the knowledge I have learned about online literature, the following are some examples of movie clips that touch people's hearts and make them cry: The conversation between Jack and Ross before the ship sank in Titanic. 2. The conversation between Forrest Gump and Jenny on the beach in Forrest Gump. 3. The scene of Chris Garner selling matches on the street alone after his son was taken away by the police in The Pursuit of Happiness. 4. In The Shawshank Redemption, Andy said to the warden when he was abused in prison," Hope is my greatest weapon." 5. In Life is Beautiful, Zhe Han and the Arabs provided shelter for the children of the Arabs during World War II. 6. The scene of two actors acting backstage in Farewell My Concubine. The scene of Ross and Jack hugging before the ship sank in Titanic. These movie clips had deep emotional expressions and touching plots that made people cry uncontrollably when they watched them.

Classic movies depend on the script. Different scripts will present different movie clips. Here are some movie clips that make me clap my hands: The dialogue and decision-making between the classic gangster families and the final duel scene in The Godfather. 2. In The Shawshank Redemption, the protagonist spent a long time in prison, talking to the warden and other people, and looking out the window at freedom. The love and friendship between Forrest Gump and Jenny in Forrest Gump and his performance in the war. The exploration of black holes and the magnificent scene of the universe in Interstellar Crossing, as well as the scene of the protagonist returning to the past through wormholes. The protagonist of The Truman Show lives in a fake world completely controlled by the TV show, and his resistance and discovery are also shocking. These are just some of the movies that I've been awed by, and there are actually many other movies that have unforgettable scenes.

As a fan of online novels, I can tell you some interesting stories that might make you laugh until you break down. For example, there was a joke that said: ``` He traveled through time and space to the future world and found that people there had already started to use smart phones. He picked up a smartphone and looked at it before putting it down. He asked,"Can this phone take pictures?" The phone replied,"Of course." So he turned on his camera and took a photo. He looked at it again and said,"Why isn't there a flash in this photo?" The phone replied,"Flash? That thing was added after the photo was taken. Please wait a moment." After a while, he looked at it and said,"Okay, I'll take another one." Hence, he took another photo and looked at it. He looked at it again and said,"This phone takes good photos, but why are the photos taken in black and white?" The phone replied,"Oh, sorry. This phone can only take black and white photos because its camera is black and white." ``` This joke might make you laugh until you break down because it's a humorous story about a smartphone.