A complete collection of funny crosstalk lines

Alright, here are some funny crosstalk lines: 1 " I'm a heroine. I'll beat you up into a sieve!" " Thanks to my owls. They fly over my head every day to help me filter information." 3 " I want to eat chocolate cake like Tang Sanzang wants to cross the flaming mountain." 4 " My pet is a cat. It can lay golden eggs, but it can't lay silver eggs." 5 " I once had a divine artifact that allowed me to enter other people's brains anytime, anywhere, but they would never find me." " I once had a dream to become a famous doctor, but my dream was eventually written into a book." " I once had a boyfriend who was very smart but eventually became my cat." "I once heard a saying,'If you want to live well, stay by the owl's side.' I think it especially suits me." 9 " I once had a friend who was very smart but eventually became a dog." " I once had a dream of becoming an actor, but my dream turned into a bird."

High-quality male novels that included funny and crosstalk actors included: 1." Eldest Brother Deyun " by Chu Mojun 2." The Years of Collecting Debts with the Shifter Emperor's Wife in the Six Realms ", Author: Lin Qian 3:" Secret Revival: The Beginning of the 72 Changes of the Earth Fiend ", Author: Ni Changtian The following is an introduction to these novels: 1." Eldest Brother De Yun ": New Book: " Da Yong: This Case Can Be Solved " a work of one's blood and sweat "Guo Qilin, don't get in touch with Zhang Jiude. That grandson is as bad as your father!" The crosstalk queen, Yu Mou, was teaching her disciple earnestly. "If all of you had Jiu De's talent, I would have saved a lot of effort!" Old Guo looked at the disciples in front of him in disappointment and taught them earnestly. "When you live, you should carry the mountains and rivers. When you die, you should swim the rivers." "I didn't waste my life. My name is Zhang Jiude!" The fall of a star could not dim the brilliance of the starry sky. A flower withering could not last the entire spring. Zhang Jiude always remembered that De Yun's purpose was not only to not refund tickets, but also to bring laughter to people. Don't forget your original heart, you can always do it. Since Master has done it, I will also do my best! PS: This is the second crosstalk theme. It definitely won't be a pure copy of the crosstalk segments. Most of them are adapted. Not only is the content a little more novel, but it also makes it look smoother. Otherwise, why would everyone come to read novels? It would be more realistic to watch videos. Book Group: 603662919 [PS: The group of idiotic netizens in the book friend group really likes it…] 2." The Years When I Purged Debts with the Demon Emperor's Wife in the Six Realms ": My name is Jiang Chen. I'm a second-generation cultivator who has achieved great things early. I thought I would spend my boring life in luxury… Until I met a violent girl who called herself the Shifter Emperor and a cheat who would blow me up at any moment. I never thought that I would finally reach the peak of my life Many years later, I was nicknamed the Extreme Emperor. In fact, anyone could become a Venerable Sovereign, as long as they had tried to collect debts and were beaten into a pig's head. I don't care what others think of me. I just want to become stronger and get back all the money that others owe my wife. 3." Mysterious Revival: The Beginning of the 72 Changes of the Earth Fiend ": The Bloody Moon Descends, Mysterious Revival. "My name is Yang Ming. When I turned on my phone and saw this message, everyone except me was dead." When Yang Ming woke up, he found that he was the only living person in the entire company, and this strange text message appeared on his mobile phone. At this moment, Yang Ming was panicking because he found that the boss and colleagues who were originally approachable had become sinister. …… I'm the empress, Cheng Jiaxin. I traveled back to ten years ago when the crimson moon first appeared. Cheng Jiaxin decided that she must guide her childhood sweetheart, Yang Ming, to the right path to prevent him from repeating the same mistakes and becoming the leader of the ten thousand demons. Her awakened talent ability allowed her to act as a system to send tasks to Yang Ming, teaching him the Tiangang Thirty-six Transformations and the Earth Fiend Seventy-two Transformations as mission rewards. Ethereal Opening, Soul Exorcism, Mountain Bearing, Water Restriction, Wind Borrowing, Mist Spreading, Sunlight Praying, Rain Praying, Sitting on Fire… Mediating destiny, reversing Yin and Yang, shifting stars, turning the sky back to the sun, summoning rain and wind, shaking mountains and shaking the earth, riding clouds… I hope you like these novels.

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I'm not a grass boat. Don't send your cheap words to me. Two people could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Question 3: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

We can find some crosstalk and skit collections and performers. Among them, Central TV's Spring Festival Gala was a classic stage with many crosstalk and skits. Some famous crosstalk actors such as Shen Teng, Ma Li, Zhao Benshan, Feng Gong, and others had their own collections of crosstalk skits. In addition, there were also some video websites that had highlights and collections of crosstalk and skits. However, the specific information about the crosstalk and skit was not found in the search results provided.

Crosstalk and skits were both important components of the art of Chinese crosstalk. They had different names and forms according to different historical periods and characteristics. The following are some common names of crosstalk skits: 1. Skit,"Old Man Selling Oil" 2. Crosstalk: Sage Kong 3. Crosstalk, Drunken 4. Crosstalk "Selling Cloth Head" 5. Crosstalk, Pulling Cheongsam 6. Crosstalk: Picking Up the Jade Bracelet 7. Crosstalk," The oil seller monopolizes the top courtesan." 8 Crosstalk,"The White-Haired Girl" 9. Crosstalk, Three Shops 10 Crosstalk,"Breaking into the Dock" These are just some of the names of the crosstalk and skits. In fact, there are many other crosstalk and skits, each of which has its own unique characteristics and style.

There are several recommended books to choose from in The Complete Collection of Crosstalk Short Stories. Among them," Crosstalk: No matter how big or small the stage is, a new grave will be built below the stage " was a novel written by Ye Xingmao. It told the story of the protagonist Qi Yuncheng's growth and struggle in the crosstalk world. The novel was completed and could be read online. In addition," Heart-to-Heart Thoughts, Mu Mu Sheng Song " was a short story written by Ah Xin, who loved to eat mangoes. It had been updated by one chapter, and the latest chapter was " The Wind Blows Back That Day." In addition, there was also " My 2819 ", a short story written by Zhu Shenhuai. It had been updated by two chapters, and the latest chapter was " Chapter Two, Is It a Coincidence?" These novels were all selected works recommended by the Complete Collection of Crosstalk Short Stories.

The lines of the crosstalk and literary play were an important part of the crosstalk and literary play culture. It was a humorous language commonly used by crosstalk actors in their performances. The following are some common lines from crosstalk: Bao Bei Er: I'll sing a song for everyone. The name of this song is " Wenwan Gourd." There's a line in the lyrics: " The older the Wenwan Gourd, the more precious it is." 2 Guo Degang: I have a Wenwan walnut with a small crack on its surface, but I treat it as a beautiful scenery. 3 Zhang Guoli: I'll perform a comic dialogue for everyone. Let's talk about the story of the comic walnut. Two people were talking under the walnut tree. One of them said,"I recently bought a pair of walnuts. When I first bought them, I thought it was nothing, but the more I played with them, the more interesting it became." The other said," I'm the opposite of you. I bought a pair of walnuts. At first, I thought it was quite expensive, but the more I played with it, the cheaper it became." 4 Yue Yunpeng: I have a Wenwan porcelain. Its name is "White Porcelain Bottle". The pattern of this bottle is very beautiful but it is expensive. 5 Zhao Benshan: I will perform a crosstalk of Wenwan Gourd for everyone. Let's talk about the price and market of Wenwan Gourd.

Crosstalk is a traditional Chinese art form that originated in Beijing. It was mainly featured by humor and humor. Through the actors 'oral performances, it portrayed some scenes and characters in life so that the audience could understand life through laughter. The following are some classic lines from crosstalk: Crosstalk actor Guo Degang once said,"Crosstalk is a performing art that uses language to convey joy and information." Crosstalk actor Yue Yunpeng once said,"Crosstalk is for the audience to perform, not for the audience to scold." Crosstalk actor Zhao Benshan once said,"Making the audience happy and happy is the function of crosstalk." The crosstalk actor Fan Wei once said,"The duty of a crosstalk actor is to make the audience laugh and make the audience happy." Crosstalk actor Hou Baolin once said,"Crosstalk requires slow training and endless learning." The above are some classic sentences in crosstalk. Through them, you can better understand the charm and characteristics of crosstalk.

The lines of a funny crosstalk segment referred to the humorous and funny dialogue and lines used in a crosstalk performance. We can find some lines from some funny crosstalk segments. For example, from the document [1], you can find some funny conversations, such as "A: If I were Nero, I would be a Ninja. B: I'm that Spirit Douluo, his best playmate." A: My dream is to be an uncle. A: Through my years of hard work, half of my dream has now come true…B: How is it half? A: Someone called me uncle…B: Oh, it's only half." In addition, the document [2] also provided some classic crosstalk lines, such as " Don't throw away these dentures. They're still useful. Tie them to a stick and use them as tickles." And "Walking, walking, ah, a question mark appeared in front of him. Liu Bei jumped" Deng Leng ", ah, a mushroom appeared, eat the mushroom, Liu Bei grew taller. He walked forward, and there was another one, a question mark, a touch, a flower, after eating the flower, Liu Bei raised his hand,"3. That bastard with wings is here…" In summary, the lines of a funny crosstalk segment could be all kinds of humorous and funny conversations and situations. The specific content of the lines could be different according to different crosstalk performances and actors 'creations.