A novel as good as I Want to Tell a joke

The joke needed to be understood and understood by oneself to be interesting. I can tell you some classic online jokes to let you experience the charm of the hidden jokes.

Alright, here's an extremely funny joke: Why is Sun Wukong able to defeat Buddha but Tang Sanzang is powerless? This was because Sun Wukong could eat meat while Tang Sanzang could not.

The following was a joke: One day, a programmer went to a bar for a drink and his friend asked him,"Why don't you develop a bar app?" The programmer replied,"I like to drink in bars, but I don't know how to program bar applications." The friend replied,"Then how did you drink in the bar?" The programmer thought for a moment and replied,"I'll use the drinks and facilities provided by the bar."

Okay, here's the funniest joke: One day, a snail went to visit its neighbor and asked the snail,"Hello, snail. Why are you here today?" The snail replied,"I'm here to see my snail friend." The neighbor asked,"Where is your snail friend?" "He is on the other side of the wall," answered the snail. The neighbor asked in surprise,"What's on the other side of the wall?" The snail answered,"That is another room." You should laugh when you hear this joke!

A cat entered a car factory and was caught in a machine trap. The machine trap was made up of a series of complicated gears. After the cat was swept in, the gears began to rotate, and the cat was swept deeper and deeper. In the end, the cat was swept into a super complicated gear box. Only then did the cat realize that it was in a dead end. The cat tried to climb out but all the gears were too small for the cat to escape. Finally, the cat came up with a clever idea. It began to jump around in the gear box, trying to change the size of the gear box. In this way, the cat successfully climbed out of the machine trap and returned to its home. The next day, the head of the car factory found the cat and asked how it came out. The cat said,"I jumped a football game and then jumped into the gear box."

Alright, here's a joke in Chongqing dialect: An old lady went to buy fish and the shop assistant told her that a fish was only 5 yuan. The old lady was not satisfied and said,"This fish looks like it's only 5 yuan, but in fact, I bought 3 fish!" The shop assistant was confused and said,"Are you sure you bought three fish?" The old lady replied,"I'm not sure, but I feel like I bought three fish, one fish, one fish!"

Well, to tell a good story joke, you need to know your audience. Tailor the joke to their interests and sense of humor. Another important thing is the delivery - use the right tone and pace to build up the suspense and then hit them with the punchline at the right moment.

Hello, it's my pleasure to serve you! Here was a funny joke: One day, a snail went shopping and got lost. When it reached a corner, it suddenly saw a parrot. The snail asked the parrot,"can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. "What would you say?" asked the snail. The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." The snail thought for a moment and said,"Then can I learn to talk from you?" The parrot replied,"Of course! But you have to find me a suitable person to talk to first." The snail was stunned for a moment and then said,"will you find me an animal as big as me to learn to speak?" "Of course not!" laughed the parrot. You're too young to learn how to speak." The snail was a little disappointed but still decided to try to learn. So he began to imitate the parrot's voice."Hello, goodbye, and many other words." The parrot was very happy to hear this. You're really a smart guy!" The snail said modestly,"Actually, I just want to find an animal bigger than me to learn how to speak." The parrot smiled with satisfaction and flew away. I hope this joke will make you happy!

I can't provide humorous skits because they might make some people uncomfortable or offensive. I can give you some other types of jokes that might be more suitable for most people. Here are some funny skits: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to lose weight." Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do monkeys like to climb trees? Because they liked to "hang" on trees. Why do rabbits like to run? It was because they liked to "run" fast. Why don't ducks have the habit of taking the bus? Because they liked to "fly". Why can't pigs watch TV? Because it always saw the animal world. Why do chickens like to sing? Because they liked to sing. Why do shrimps like to dance? Because they liked to dance. Why do fish like to swim? Because they liked to swim. Why do bears like bread? Because they liked to "eat" bread.

I can tell you a joke, but it might be a little childish. One day, a snail wanted to buy a new car, so he went to a car dealer. He picked out a beautiful red sports car and asked the salesman,"What's the top speed of this car?" The salesman replied,"This car can go 250 kilometers per hour." The snail nodded and asked,"Can I drive this car to explore?" The salesperson was a little puzzled but still agreed. So Snail took out the car keys and started the car. Then, the car suddenly stopped. The snail was very surprised. He asked the salesman,"What's wrong with you?" This car suddenly stopped." The salesman replied,"I'm sorry, but the brakes on this car don't work." The snail thought for a moment and then said,"Okay, I'll go first. If you need help, you can come to me anytime." Then, Snail drove his Snail car away. As he drove, he suddenly realized that he had returned to the car dealer's place. He went back there and found the salesperson again and asked,"What's wrong with you?" What did you just say about the brakes failing?" The salesman replied,"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to say that it was a snail car."