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I want a joke, a joke that will make me feel so good. Thank you!

I want a joke, a joke that will make me feel so good. Thank you!

2025-03-01 14:00
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The following was a joke: One day, a programmer went to a bar for a drink and his friend asked him,"Why don't you develop a bar app?" The programmer replied,"I like to drink in bars, but I don't know how to program bar applications." The friend replied,"Then how did you drink in the bar?" The programmer thought for a moment and replied,"I'll use the drinks and facilities provided by the bar."

I want the funniest joke

Alright, here's an extremely funny joke: Why is Sun Wukong able to defeat Buddha but Tang Sanzang is powerless? This was because Sun Wukong could eat meat while Tang Sanzang could not.

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2024-09-16 04:24

Who can tell me a very good joke! Thank you!

Alright, let me tell you a joke! One day, a parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. When the bar owner saw it, he asked the parrot,"Hello, little bird. Why did you come to the bar today?" The parrot replied,"I'm here to find my bird friend." The bar owner asked,"Where is your bird friend?" "He's sharpening it," replied the parrot. (Note: The English spell of Molile is Malaysia and my lai is similar to "my friend")

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2025-03-25 00:05

I want to hear a good joke, who can tell me?

The joke needed to be understood and understood by oneself to be interesting. I can tell you some classic online jokes to let you experience the charm of the hidden jokes.

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2024-09-12 18:50

I want to shoot a joke in Fast Hands. Something funny. I'll shoot it alone. Please think of a joke. Thank you.

If I want to shoot a joke in Fast Hands, I'll be the only one shooting it. Please think of a joke, thank you. When a snail wanted to climb out of the wall, it met an obstacle: the shell on its back. So the snail decided to get rid of the shackles of the shell and begin a challenging journey. It struggled and tried but failed every time. Finally, the snail realized that what it needed was not to get rid of its shell, but to give up the idea of pursuing success. Therefore, it climbed back to the wall and continued to enjoy its snail life.

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2024-09-16 10:20

Hmm, do you want a joke about ants? Thank you…

Here was a joke about ants: Why did ants get dizzy? Because they were always chasing the sun!

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2024-09-15 05:22

I can't laugh at any joke recently. Can you tell me the funniest joke you think? Thank you.

Of course. Here's what I think is the funniest joke: One day, a programmer walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He took a sip and noticed that the waiter had been walking around the table as if he was looking for something. The programmer asked the waiter curiously,"What are you doing?" "I'm testing our program to see if it works," the waiter replied. The programmer was very surprised and said,"Your program can work normally. Do you still need to tune it?" The waiter replied,"of course. How can we provide service if it doesn't work properly?"

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2024-09-17 13:38

A joke is a joke

Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.

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2025-01-17 00:00

I want to hear the funniest joke

Okay, here's the funniest joke: One day, a snail went to visit its neighbor and asked the snail,"Hello, snail. Why are you here today?" The snail replied,"I'm here to see my snail friend." The neighbor asked,"Where is your snail friend?" "He is on the other side of the wall," answered the snail. The neighbor asked in surprise,"What's on the other side of the wall?" The snail answered,"That is another room." You should laugh when you hear this joke!

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2024-09-11 18:52

I'm looking for an ancient joke, thank you!

Gufeng Duanzi was a literary work that usually used ancient Chinese expressions to narrate from a modern perspective. It had a unique sense of poetry and humor. Below are a few ancient jokes that might meet the requirements: Sunset clouds and lone ducks fly together in autumn water, sharing the same color in the sky. Fisherman's boat sings in the evening, the sound of the wild geese on the shore of Pengli is broken, and the sound of the wild geese in the cold is broken by the water of Hengyang. I heard that Dongting Lake is now on Yueyang Tower. The lake and moon are like frost on the ground. Looking up at the bright moon, looking down, I miss my hometown. 3 In the green garden the sunflowers wait for the morning dew to dry. In spring, all things in the world shine. I often worry that the yellow flowers will wither when the autumn festival comes. When will the rivers flow east to the sea and return to the west? When young and strong, you don't work hard. When old, you feel sad. I hope these jokes meet your requirements. If you need more help, please let me know at any time.

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2024-09-24 04:09
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