What are the most memorable funny rpg stories you've heard?

A story I heard was about a bard who was trying to charm a dragon with his music. He started playing a very grand tune, but the dragon just looked at him, yawned, and then fell asleep. The bard was so offended that he kept playing louder and louder until the dragon woke up, got annoyed, and chased him out of its lair.

A memorable one was about a droid that became a hero. It was a simple utility droid that got caught up in a battle between the Rebels and the Empire. It managed to hack into an Imperial ship's systems and cause a lot of chaos, which allowed the Rebels to gain an upper hand. It showed that even the smallest and least likely characters can make a big difference in the Star Wars universe.

A friend of mine had a Sim who was a gardener. The Sim was watering the plants and accidentally watered themselves instead. They then slipped on the wet floor and fell into a bush. It was really funny.

There was a story from a hotel kitchen. A new cook was making a big pot of soup. He got distracted and added a whole bunch of spices without measuring. When the head chef tasted it, his face turned red and he started coughing. It was hilarious yet also a lesson for the new cook.

One funny story is about a caregiver who worked with a disabled man. The man had a parrot that he adored. One day, the parrot learned to mimic the caregiver's voice saying 'Time for your medicine!'. So every time the caregiver said it, the parrot would repeat it right away, and the man would laugh so hard that he actually took his medicine without any fuss.

A woman was taking a snap of her flower garden. Just as she snapped, a huge bumblebee landed on her nose. Her snap was just of her wide - eyed, shocked face with the big bee. Another one is a man who tried to take a snap while skiing. He lost his balance and the snap showed him tumbling down the slope. It was really funny.

I heard a story about a volunteer at a zoo. He was cleaning the giraffe enclosure and the giraffe decided to nuzzle his head. It was unexpected and really funny. The giraffe just kept following him around while he was trying to clean, like it was helping him.

There was this prisoner who was very clumsy. Whenever they had a prison-wide clean - up day, he would always manage to trip over the mop or spill the bucket of water, creating chaos but also lots of laughter among the inmates. He was like the prison's own comedy character.

I heard about a frat that had a pet chicken for a while. They named it Clucky. One day, they were all playing football in the yard and Clucky ran right into the middle of the game, causing total chaos as everyone tried not to step on it. It was really funny.

I heard of a paladin who was very strict about following the code of honor. But during a tavern brawl, he accidentally punched a barrel of ale instead of the thug he was aiming for. The ale sprayed everywhere, drenching the whole party and making them smell like a brewery for days. It was a mess but also really funny.