What are some funny fake injury stories from the workplace?

There was this time when my brother faked a hurt hand. He wrapped it up in a bandage and told everyone he got it caught in a door. But later we found out he just didn't want to do the dishes. He kept it up for a while, acting all pitiful, until we caught him using that hand to secretly grab cookies.

At a tennis match, a player got really frustrated with his serves not going well. He threw his racket in anger but it bounced back off the court and hit him in the leg. He hopped around for a while, cursing his bad luck. It was a combination of his anger and the unexpected self - injury that made it so funny.

In my office, once a colleague got a really ugly mug as a gift from another colleague. He opened it and said 'Thank you! This is so unique, it'll be the star of my desk!' and put it right in the middle with a big grin. We all knew he was just being polite in a funny way.

There was a transgender man working in a tech startup. He was always misgendered by one of his coworkers who was a bit clueless. One day, instead of getting angry, he put a big sign on his desk that said 'I'm a man, not a ma'am'. His other colleagues found it hilarious and it finally made the clueless coworker realize his mistake.

Well, I remember a striker who was in a great position to score. Just as he was about to shoot, a small dog ran onto the pitch and the striker got distracted. He ended up kicking the air and twisting his ankle in the process.

Well, I have one. There was a time when my cousin was so excited to blow out the candles on his birthday cake. He leaned forward too quickly and his face got a bit too close to the candles. As he blew, his hair caught on fire for a split second. Thankfully, it was quickly put out and all he got was a singed hair and a red face from embarrassment.

In a workplace, there was a new employee named Jane. The office had a rule about not using personal devices during work hours for non - work related things. One day, Jane saw her colleague secretly playing a game on his phone. When their boss walked in, Jane's colleague quickly hid his phone. But Jane, with integrity, told the boss what had happened. The funny thing was that the boss then said he knew all along and was just testing everyone. It made Jane's colleague feel a bit silly.

Sure. There was a player who was about to take a penalty kick. As he ran up, his shoe flew off and he slipped on the grass, missing the ball completely and falling flat on his face. It was hilarious yet embarrassing for him.

A team at work wanted to cheer up their boss who had been having a tough time. They planned a surprise party during lunch break. But one of the team members got the date wrong. So when they showed up with balloons and cake, the boss was like 'What's going on?' Once they explained, the boss laughed and was really happy about their good intentions. It was a funny moment as they all stood there awkwardly at first with their party stuff.

Once upon a time, there was a cat that could talk. It claimed to be a spy from the cat kingdom. It would tell its owner made - up stories about the secret plans of the mice in the neighborhood. For example, it said the mice were planning to build a huge cheese tower to reach the moon. The owner knew it was all fake but found it extremely funny.