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I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

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Author: Bright Moonlight Frost On The GroundTranslator: Henyee TranslationsEditor: Henyee Translations


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On modern-day Earth, An Lin seems to have been abandoned by God.
When his father suddenly disappears, An Lin is left with his father's immense debt, putting his life at risk.
After being forced to a rooftop by his pursuing creditors, An Lin is unexpectedly swept off his feet and brought to the ground safely.
After learning that he was saved by an Immortal, An Lin is gifted, seemingly out of pure generosity, the 'God Of War System,' and a pass to a new realm.
Follow An Lin as he experiences a whole new world of legends, meets many new friends, acquires legendary weapons and tools, and starts on his path of becoming a powerful cultivator. There is never a dull time in An Lin's new life with his ‘great’ new system!


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    You need to be aware before reading this that it is a very low brow comedy. This best way I can describe this is "A wannabe Marx brother clone does Xianxia" or something like that. For some reason I was expecting a normally intelligent MC forced or tricked into taking a somewhat broken or difficult system and working through the comedic problems in order to transform it onto a somewhat OP system. What I got was totally different. Sorry I don't consider constant ludicrous stupidity as funny nor do I classify it as comedy. Since this is only about stupidity, I find it to be just that, stupid. However I have to say, if you enjoy that sort of thing then you will probably find this to be absolutely hilarious and I highly recommend this to you. In that case you should consider this a 5-star review. If you have a low tolerance for abject stupidity then stay far away from this. Since I am in this category, my personal rating is less than 1-star and my advice is avoid at all costs. What experience you have will depend upon what direction your sense of humor heads in.

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    Pff, Chapter 2, the "God of War System" ask him to bark to learn the langage spoken by the immortals. If it's the kind of story where the cheat system tries to humiliate its host constantly to gain minor stuff, no thanks

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    I was laughing too hard that my stomach was hurting. This novel has a hilarious, fresh and enjoyable. The first 3 chapter seems a bit cliche, Getting a system, transport to another Continent that let you cultivate. Except that everything was very fun, there's no force plot like he suddenly comprehend some heaven defying technique, or some ultra jenius suddenly feel offend and want to bully the MC. Everything was fresh! The Author really bring a Fresh breath to the now toxic world full of cliche Cultivation novel. The system the MC got was a troll, I don't want to spoil anything but presently the system hasn't been fully explored by MC because of his Low Cultivation Base. This is the first review I write and English was not my First Language so have a mercy on me.

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    Sorry, my review is pretty bad. I read this and wasn’t laughing at all. I don’t dislike the writing and it gets pretty hectic at times. I don’t see this as hilarious and I find myself wondering why everyone laughs at some parts. I don’t get it. The story is okay, well- written, cliched and epic. But to me, the comedy is non-existent. If you are looking for laughs, I cannot guarantee you will. - In terms of the types of reviews I’ve seen the average triple ratio is 90% found it funny/refreshing. 5% found it not hilarious. 5% is other.

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    Omg!! This novel was so refreshing ! It’s really funny and flips the script in a typical web novel. The characters are the opposite of the archetype you would expect and it’s so far very comedic and refreshing, I was even crying by the end from laughing... yea totally from laughing not allergies.. or my eyes being dry from to long in front of the screen and feeling like hard boiled eggs.. totally not!!! But yeah even some of the cultivation methods or ways to earn things from the system I was surprised by, it was really funny and light hearted but sometimes these novels are really good at the beginning but taper off, hopefully that’s not the case here! Yeah overall the novel flips the typical tropes in Wuxia web-novels of one dimensional villains and it’s very funny and his system is hilariously black hearted in its missions. 🚨🚨🚨———SPOILER ALERT———🚨🚨🚨 in the words of the main character: “It melted the instant he put it in his mouth and tasted fairly similar to peppermint drops, having a sweet and refreshing flavor. ‘Mmm, it tastes good,’ An Lin nodded in admiration. Xu Xiaolan forcefully held in her laughter. ‘How do you feel right now?’ she asked expectantly. ‘I don't really feel anything. Should I be feeling something?’ An Lin looked at Xu Xiaolan in surprise. This time it was Xu Xiaolan's turn to feel gloomy. She appeared to be disappointed that something she had been anticipating didn't eventuate.” (Plot twist the mountain soul essence is excrement, and it makes you produce excrement.) (P.S. Yeah that’s right the system made him eat sh*t for a mountain crushing technique and bark like a dog in order to gain the language module for the nine realms.) (P.P.S. This is my first time reviewing a novel ! So please go easy on me ! But also that how good this is ! It’s still early but it’s good enough to get me to finally review something ! Maybe I should do this more because there are a lot of good novels but I didn’t review them because I was to lazy or there was a character minimum and I didn’t have something meaningful in the moment but I guess I’m feeling inspired or REFRESHED!!! 😂😅 by this novel. )

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    Had some potential in the beginning(a little) but ultimately became too cliche and, well, just flat out boring. Characters are pretty much the same as usual, and pretty much everything about this is cliche. It could of gone places but it was just too freaking cliche and boring.

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    Fun story, doesn't really fall into the trap of most of these types of stories. The issue being that they're charging some insane **** to read it. Like 100 SS per chapter. That would mean every 5 chapters is 10$. That means 50 chapters is 100$.... 500 chapters is 1000$. Greed has made these people LOSE THEIR FREAKIN MINDS. I don't think it needs to be said, but don't support this garbage

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    Every chapter after 87 is privleged. I'm not paying stones for the "privlege" of paying the translators paycheck. Unless you want a paywall don't read this.

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    Yawn. The mc is an idiot. No I mean he really is. University age on earth but acts like he is 8. His system was used like a whole 1/2 a chapter. ++ for the classmates not being a$$holes. So that’s a trope that was avoided. After 8 chapters I had to stop. If you like ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ and ‘Dumb and Dummer’ then this novel is for you.

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    Starts off nice and refreshing and soon just becomes fart jokes and repetitive non humor. Situations are way too forced, nothing in the story flows naturally. It's just one big fragmented HDD of wholly missed 'parody' and cringy grade school humor coupled with revomited lame anime-esque tropes. I would advise not reading unless you are looking to get mind syphilis.

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    The author tries to be funny and just comes off as silly. I feel like this is along the lines of grade school comedy, like oh he stepped in poop hahaha. Im at around chapter 220, and the comedy just kills this novel.

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    Give it a try for at least 10 chapters. It is a really good cliche-break. The idea used is nothing new, but definitely fresh. The comedy is hillarious. Definitely will be a good read maybe up to 200 or more before the story goes haywire. Maybe

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    Novel doesn't deserve it's rating so here's a free 1 star to balance things out. Sad we can't spam 1 star reviews on undeserving stories anymore.

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    You want me to spend 4000 spirit stones just so i can read 50 chapters ahead that i actually read 7 days ago due to mass release but it's now locked up because of your new privilage function??!?!?!?!?! Hahaha I would rather drop this book.

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    So I read about 45-46 chapter ....I don't know why people are giving 1 star...btw I'm not going to criticize as everyone has their own opinion...and I respect that...as for me it is a very good novel and hilarious...don't know what going to happen in future ...but for now it's 4.8 star...as I think character development is little bit lacking...

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    This is a good novel, I daresay! If you're not willing to go through at least 80 chapters then don't bother leaving a sh*tty review! The plot is good, the comedy is great, but there is only one thing I am a bit concerned about. That is - I hope this novel doesn't have any of those racist 'nationalism' crap that keeps popping up every now and then on other novels.

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    Was looking forward to the System vs MC dynamic but that basically disappears by chapter 100. It only shows up randomly to annoy the MC. Progress basically turns into generic cultivation but is lock stepped by the system. Power progressions feels completely forced and only serves to let MC fight stronger enemies. This is especially true when his friends also start progressing like xianxia MCs. Humor is mostly low brow and 90% of the jokes don't work, and serves to make the MC look retarded. The author also makes the MC retarded for that matter. I guess it feeds back into the low brow humor and gives it a reason to exist. Story isn't cohesive. Feels like most chapters are just filler of go here, get item/inheritance, but item/inheritance doesn't really matter because system will randomly give a new overpowered skill. Character and world development is underwhelming. I can't even form an idea of what clothes the characters are wearing beyond generic ancient Chinese clothing. Tl:dr Original premise is basically given up for filler chapters of meaningless events of low brow humor. Arbitrary power progression introduces new enemies and events to recycle filler. Character development, world building, etc takes a backseat to the above.

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    Someone walk on sidewalk : Everyone was so surprised they felt like dying Someone eats food WITH SPOON : Why you do dat i am so surprised my jaws fall Someone shoots GUN at ENEMIES and BULLET EXPLODES : Jaws drop, wow, such wow, surprised as **** yo This is the comedy in this novel. Everytime anyone does anything everyone else feels like fainting or gets flabbergasted. Also racist novel, they called taiwan a provnice in chapter 2

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    I was skeptical of the story at first when I saw several bad reviews but as I read through chapter after chapter which I throughly enjoyed I can say those reviews are not true to the story’s true quality. The novel has many funny moments And has characters that break the standard mold of cultivation stories. I think with how much I enjoyed it I can put it there among several great comedic books such as my master disconnected yet again and other works by You Qian

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    Author Bright Moonlight Frost On The Ground

    Translator Henyee Translations

    Editor Henyee Translations