What are some 'teacher horror stories' that you've heard?

There was this teacher who was always late for class. She would stroll in 15 minutes or more after the class was supposed to start. And when students were late, she would punish them severely. Also, she was very disorganized and would often lose students' assignments, which was really frustrating for everyone.

A math teacher was writing on the blackboard with his back to the class. A student quietly moved his chair a little bit each time the teacher turned around to write. By the end of the class, the teacher was really confused as to why he was so far from his desk.

One time, a teacher was so sleepy during a morning class that he started snoring while sitting at his desk. The students were shocked at first, but then they couldn't help but giggle. When he woke up, he was really confused for a moment. He then joked about how the classroom was so comfortable that he just couldn't resist taking a nap.

I heard about a preschool teacher who was reading a storybook. There was a picture of a big, scary monster in it. One of the kids shouted, 'That monster looks like my dad when he doesn't shave!' The whole class burst into laughter, including the teacher. It was such a spontaneous and funny comment.

A teacher was walking around the classroom while teaching. She tripped over a student's backpack that was left in the aisle and fell flat on her face. The whole class gasped and then some students started to giggle. She quickly got up and pretended like it was no big deal, but her face was bright red.

One teacher was walking around the classroom while teaching. She stepped on a piece of chewing gum that a student had carelessly left on the floor. It stuck to her shoe and every time she took a step, it made a really sticky, gross sound. She didn't realize it at first and kept on teaching. When she finally noticed, she was quite embarrassed as the students were all looking at her feet.

One teacher cut her hair into a bob. She used to have long, flowing hair that reached her waist. The change was so drastic that the students couldn't stop talking about it. It was like she had a new identity. She said she cut it because she was tired of spending so much time on her hair in the mornings.

A kindergarten teacher was trying to teach the kids about sharing. She brought in a big box of toys. But one little boy grabbed all the toy cars and wouldn't let go. The teacher sat down next to him and said, 'If you share, you'll have more friends to play with.' The boy thought for a second and then said, 'I don't need friends, I have cars!' The teacher was both surprised and amused by his response.

A student once got lost during a school field trip. The teacher was so worried and searched everywhere. Eventually, they found the student safe and sound. After that, the teacher made sure to have better safety measures in place. It was a scary moment but also showed the teacher's care for the student.

One story I heard was about a teacher who fell asleep during a student's presentation. The student just kept talking until the teacher woke up with a start and mumbled some random compliment. It was quite funny.