Tell me another funny texting story.

Once, my teacher was texting during a break. She was so engrossed in texting that she didn't notice some students approaching her. When they finally got her attention, she quickly put her phone away and blushed. Later we found out she was texting her sister about a family party. It was quite a funny moment seeing our usually composed teacher flustered.

Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.

A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.

One day at the zoo, the zookeeper found that the monkeys had painted their faces to look like clowns. They had somehow gotten hold of some paint and brushes. They were swinging around and making funny faces at the visitors. The visitors were all laughing and taking pictures. It was like the monkeys were putting on their own little circus show, and the zookeeper didn't know whether to be angry or just laugh along.

Once, a bad boy named Jake texted a girl he liked. He sent her a text saying, 'Hey, you're the most interesting girl in school. Let's ditch class and go for a ride.' The girl was shocked but also a bit intrigued. She replied, 'No way, we can't skip class.' Jake then texted back, 'Come on, live a little. I know a secret place we can go.' But the girl firmly said no. In the end, Jake learned that not all his bad - boy antics would work on everyone.

In a Saraiki town, there was a barber. One customer came in and said he wanted a very unique haircut. The barber was very confident. But as he started cutting, he got so carried away that he almost shaved the man's whole head except for a small tuft in the middle. The man looked in the mirror and said, 'What is this?' The barber replied, 'It's the latest fashion in Saraiki land - the lone tuft look!'.

Once upon a time, a Spanish waiter was taking an order from a foreign tourist. The tourist asked for 'agua' (water). But the waiter, who was a bit of a joker, brought a plate of 'aguacate' (avocado). The tourist was very confused and said 'I asked for water, not avocado!'. The waiter replied with a big smile 'In our restaurant, we serve water in avocado style today!'.

In Auburn, there was a time when a new statue was being unveiled on campus. As they removed the cover, they realized that someone had put a big, funny mustache on the statue overnight. The university staff didn't know whether to be angry or laugh. In the end, they decided to leave it there for a day as it brought so much laughter to the students passing by.

A family went on a road trip. They had a GPS that had a really strange voice. It kept mispronouncing the names of places, like saying 'Pee-ville' instead of 'Peoria'. The whole family couldn't stop laughing.

An astronaut was sleeping in the space station. But he forgot to strap himself properly to the bed. In the middle of his sleep, he started floating around the cabin. When he woke up, he was completely disoriented, floating upside down and banging into things. His crewmates had a great time teasing him about it later.